Ok at the moment i've been writing a story and it all started when i watched "HE DIED WITH A FELAFLE IN HIS HAND" be cause the main dude in it is a writer and well i've also watched the cartoon SPAWN aswell and i kinda mixing shit to make a Hell sorta Spawnie thing out of it.. dont know how it's going but if you wanna read some of it i'll send it to you....
I'll put the Intro here tho
Introduction
One day back in March, 1975 a young couple were on their honeymoon, they were staying in an exotic hotel in Europe. They of corse did what all new couples do when they get married, They fucked til they had no energy left. Of corse they didn't use A fuckin condom or any protection cause well they really didn't give a flying fuck. She, Marla, fell pregnant after 2 days and she knew cause her stomach had started to grow already. Her newly wedded husband Sinbad Hellbound, knew of why this was happening he knew that he was, The Spawn of HELL.
Yeah
Lovix
Havok
I'll put the Intro here tho
Introduction
One day back in March, 1975 a young couple were on their honeymoon, they were staying in an exotic hotel in Europe. They of corse did what all new couples do when they get married, They fucked til they had no energy left. Of corse they didn't use A fuckin condom or any protection cause well they really didn't give a flying fuck. She, Marla, fell pregnant after 2 days and she knew cause her stomach had started to grow already. Her newly wedded husband Sinbad Hellbound, knew of why this was happening he knew that he was, The Spawn of HELL.
Yeah
Lovix
Havok
"The doctor said gently,
what I'm going to say
will sound pretty wild.
But you're not the father
of this strange-looking child.
You see, there still is some quiestion
about the childs' gender,
but we think that his father
is a mocrowave blender"
Maybe that's what happens if you fuck too much in exotic european hotels.