havok735

I am going to start a company called "Nice Guys."

The concept is that you are a girl who wants to go out and just have a good time with your friends, but the last time you did some bad shit happened after you got too drunk and you ended up with VD or something like that. That is when you call "Nice Guys." We will quickly find you a guy who can go out with you and your friends and be the nice guy who will drive you around, get whatever you want to eat or drink, protect you from scary guys, guide you toward the asshole you want to fuck, and drive you home safe and sound at the end of the evening.

Girls, call now and we will throw in a free hour of listening to you on the phone bitching about whatever ass you hate at the moment, but just can't stop talking to.

[end rant]


Well, I just need to find a girl. Really really bad. I am to the point where I just want someone to care for who will just be there for me too. Basically someone who I can work all day to rearrange the stars for and then spend all night holding her under them.

There has to be at least one girl out there who would still like that...