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Day 3 of Whole Body Cleanse! I seriously only had one small bowel movement each day, and have been getting super discouraged. I mean, IM TAKING CRAZY AMOUNTS OF LAXATIVES, AND FIBER. I was telling the girls at work about it, and everytime I'd come out of the bathroom, Dorothy would go "ANYTHING YET??" LOL, everyone sympathized with me, we all agreed it feels like...
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Day 2 of Whole Body Cleanse, and not much is happening. I would have thought taking 4 fiber pills, and 3 laxatives before bed would have me up all night with a shit fest, but NOTHING.

The fiber makes you feel super full though, which is good. I tried veggie burgers for the first time today, NEVER AGAIN. It tasted like a really mushy turkey...
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Today is the first day of my "Whole Body Cleanse". This should be interesting, it's a kit that makes you swallow over 10 freakin' pills a day. But it helps rid your body of all the "extra" waste. I'm not really looking to use it to lose weight, because I know once it's over I'll just gain it all back anyways. But it's just interesting...
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I can't waaaaiiiiitttt to go to Olive Garden! I'm italian and sicilian, and I don't care what anyone says. I've eaten "real italian food" and eaten in "real italian restaruants" my whole life, but this place is still delicious to me LOL. I'm like effin Kendra from GND.

So today I left work 3 hours early to go to an orientatio at Ocean County College. And hoyl fuck, the guide that was showing us all around campus was like a real life Jimmy from South Park! He had the crutches and dragged his feet, and had one wicked stutter. It felt like I'd never be over because it took him so long to...
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I had so much fun on New Years, it's nice spending time with someone you rarely get to see anymore. Me and Nacole and Pete all stuffed ourselves full of delicious Wendy's burgers and watched that ho Tila Tequila's NYE party. Me and Nacole went outside at midnight and banged pots and pans, getting weird looks from her neighbors from inside their apartments LOL. And...
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Wow this is the first NYE in a few years where I'm not going to be sleeping through midnight, due to working the next day! Yayyy!! I'm gonna pig out for the last time of the year, because tomorrow is a new year and I have two resolutions:

1) Lose those last 50 lbs I've been wanting to shed.
2) Save atleast half of the...
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Christmas was pretty awesome. I got everything I wanted, which wasn't hard. I only asked for a tea pot and a new vaccume cleaner. I also got a new Mickey sweatshirt, a calendar, a pair of Mickey Wine glasses, a NEW AWESOME STETHOSCOPE!!, and my brother got me the BEST gift....


A MOTHER EFFIN LIMITED EDITION WALT DISNEY HO SCALE CAROLWOOD PACIFIC RAILROAD SET WITH...
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Yestarday me and Chris woke up to a knock knock knock on the door. It was the postman, leaving wonderful gifts from Jessie! Even though Chris told me not to open it, because it was wrapped, I did. It was an awesome Kimono, and two awesome flavoured teas! The island breeze one smells soooo good, and it has WHITE TEA LEAVES!!

So since I opened...
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Wednesday was fun, me and my BEST FRIEND Nacole went to see the shitty lights at PNC. They were cute, but not worth 15 bucks a carload! jeez. I wish we lived closer to each other, we always have lots of fun, even just talking about random stuff like stupid dog owners and insane patients.