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Monday Dec 13, 2004

Dec 13, 2004
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(`o. F@ck Postman Pat!! .o)

Bloody Royal Mail!!

I did not sleep last night. Im not complaining about that wink but trying to work today I suddenly found myself with a permanent squint. Looking in the mirror I found that my eye balls had turned from white to pure-pink orbs with flecks and blood trails that could well have been a sanguineous trail left in my diurnal somnambulism. I had to dig out an old pair of specs just to focus on the screen!!

Bloody Royal Mail!!

I found out I share my birthday with David Hasselhoff. Thats thats. Hes really big in Germany dont you know

Bloody Royal Mail!!

I got two e-mails from two separate companies telling me that the goods I ordered were returned undeliverable. Bullshit!! For about four months now this has happened with every other parcel delivered and those that do make it are just left on my doorstep with a big pinch me!! sign and a bow. Ive already made several official complaints but as that seems to be just pissing-in-the-wind and Ive had to change my delivery address, getting things shipped to my sister down the road instead. How sad is that cant even get a parcel delivered to your own home.

Im not alone with this it seems: Is Royal Mail delivering for you?

F@ck you, Postman Pat, goddamn!! mad

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kay:
Sorry to hear about the post. That really is rather annoying.

I do hope you get some sleep tonight.

~cheers
Dec 13, 2004
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Buzzah! I have knee-high black vinyl lace-up stiletto boots with hot pink tongues coming in the mail this week. If I don't get them, I'm going to invest in a flame-thrower and start working on training my zombie hordes for an attack on Spooky Boutique.

"Eye witnesses claim this TRAGICALLY HIP AND GORGEOUS assailant stormed the building with an army of what seemed to be corpses armed with flame-throwers, a mega-phone strapped around her neck bellowing the words '2 to 4 weeks,' quote, 'my ass.'"
-Paula Zahn
Dec 14, 2004

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