When I say 'vinyl toys', I don't mean foot-long dildoes shaped like elephants. Just wanted to clarify that. This is not to say I have anything against dildoes. I'm sure they have their uses. But no, I don't collect them. I suppose I could. I'm sure there's a niche market out there, and probably a magazine. You've heard the expression that on the internet, if you can imagine it, there's porn for it? Likewise for magazines. Make something up; there's a magazine for it. If you think I'm kidding, subscribe to Cross-Stitching for Necrophiliacs Monthly.
