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Melbourne

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Monday Oct 17, 2011

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You know how sometimes somebody on the site disappears and doesn't post blogs for awhile. And they come back with heaps of cool photos and stories about how they have been busy doing all these rad things.





Well, this isn't one of those situations.


The only news i have is that i sometimes sleep in the fetal position.


And what the fuck is up with 6yr old kids with black belts in karate? I see them walking around with their revered black belts and they stand eye height to my waist. I'm not a black belt. Nor am i any other colour belt. It's called 'throw child against wall technique'. Winner.


I have missed you all dearly <3


- HM
VIEW 6 of 6 COMMENTS
lucysky:
....you have been missed dearly! tongue
Oct 17, 2011
celaeno:
More importantly, what is with 6 year old kids with fucking designer clothes and iphones. *facepalm*


Welcome back ;D
Oct 17, 2011

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