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Nothing gets me fucked up like rum out of a can. Classy i know.. but the evidence can't be disputed.




Today i saw i dude wearing a jumper with maintenance written on it. And it got me thinking. I remembered that sometimes security guards wear t-shirts that say Security. Then i thought some more. What if we all had to wear a t-shirt that displayed what we are. And what was written on our t-shirts, that we would wear everyday for the rest of our lives, was our choice. What would be written on your t-shirt?

Exhibit A


Now picture it looking heaps cooler, with what you chose. Cool huh!

I know some people who are doctor's would probably choose 'Doctor' and etc.. but i mean if you had to wear it for the rest of your life, wouldn't you want to put something cool on it? Not that doctor's aren't cool. They save lives. The only thing cooler than saving lives is taking lives. By the thousand. But anyway, yeah, what would you want printed on your t-shirt??

Mine would be 'Warlord'. I thought about Dragonslayer because it sounds epic.. but there's no way i could harm a dragon. I <3 dragons too much.

Yeah.. so that's where my train of thought is.

I have a new found respect for artists.. drawing is hard.

My cheeks are rosy and tingling. It's rad.

Falling Skies is on TV tonight so i'm gonna go watch it. Alien invasion, dwindling human resistance. Umm.. FUCK YEAH!


Rawr.




- HM

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whittneychurch:
You drive a hard bargain, with all those amazing things you have over there, Aussieland just might have to go on my list. I was especially impressed with your "most endangered species"...I've never even seen one of those! How in the world were you able to get so close to such a magnificently badass creature?!?! winktongue

"Warlard" definitely fits you...Here's mine:

Typical? Maybe. But it matches my tattoo..whatever

LOVE the biblical-esque pictures. Can I play??


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Aug 19, 2011
whittneychurch:
P.S. Rum from a can?? What is this nonsense??

P.P.S. I am aware now that I spelled warlord with an a instead of an o. And it completely changed the word. I'm stoned so I cant stop theorizing about it...warlard...and giggling...yes..I giggle...warlard...haha...warlard.

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Aug 19, 2011

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