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EDIT

I don't feel like blogging today.

EDIT

Actually yes i do. I'm going to talk about dinosaurs. Because they're cool. Here are some pictures of dinosaurs.




This is a Triceratops. He's called that because he has 3 horns, and Tri means 3. And he's a herbivore, so he just eats plants and leaves and stuff.




K this is a Brachiosaurus. And my personal favourite dinosaur. A majestic creature. It eats leaves and stuff too. And small annoying children if i so command it. And i think Brachio means big. So that translates to big dinosaur.




This big dinosaur is called Tyrannosaurus Rex. I don't know the little dude's name but i hope he can run fast. Tyrannosaurus Rex also known as T-Rex is a one mean hombre. He eats anything and everything, so you want to avoid him. Tyranno, comes from Tyrant i think and that means 'not very friendly'.




This is a Velociraptor also known as a Raptor. He also eats anything and everything. So another one to look out for. Interesting fact, i think a helicopter was named after the Raptor. Which i don't really get, because Raptors didn't fly.




Ok this is a tough one. It took me a few times to search it, because i couldn't spell it right. Turns out it has a silent 'P' at the start. A Pterodactyl. This dinosaur could fly. I guess he's looking for some fish in that. It's black and white because you have to remember, back when dinosaurs were around there was no colour television and photos. I think this dude ate fish.

If you think it's bad when you get pooped on by birds, imagine being pooped on by this guy. It would flatten you.

I know one more dinosaur, and he's pretty boss. He's one of my favourites too. Introducing the Ankylosaur.



This guy is pretty boss. He has a big bad thing on the end of his tail which he uses to crush faces. But Anky means Ankle i think, because he hits you in the ankle with his tail and you're fucked. Again i don't know the name of these little dudes. I think they are Level.1 critters. And when you loot them you get Soft Tuft of Hair. Which sells to a vendor for like 3copper, WOW THANKS!

Ok i think i've covered everything.

Oh and this is my brain right now




- HM
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tovi:
I'll try to take pictures for you. I wonder if Asian dinosaurs have slanty eyes?

I feel like I'm 24% in love with you.

You have a pug in a pink outfit! I have two pugs, currently wearing cone collars because they just got neutered =[
Jul 9, 2011
tovi:
well that would only get you to 96%. You'd probably have to write another ridiculously awesome dino blog or something to get to 100%

They are being completely cute and pathetic. One keeps bumping into things, earlier this morning he got so frustrated that he pug the cone on the ground, face down, and stood there for a minute or two. I've never wished for my camera more. The other one keeps scratching at the cone and then looking at me so helplessly. Both of them keep trying to cuddle and lay their heads on the other with no success.
Jul 9, 2011

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