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People, you are not going to believe this.
My roomate is offically going to be the "Most Eligible Bachelor" for New York in the November issue of Cosmopoliton. What? Are you kidding me? HE DOESN'T HAVE A JOB!
Unreal. Seriously. He and a bunch of the other guys eho are representing their states are going to be on the Today Show and everything. Ridiculous. He's probably not going to mention the fact that he works as a caterer part time.
It's amazing what new teeth can do for a guy. But, he's happy about it and no longer has to worry about smiling, which makes him a lot more comfortable in social situations. Which is good, because his life's about to get a lot more social.


Also, I recorded a wedding on Saturday, helping out my old friends in Providence. This was easily the most attractive group of women I had seen at a wedding party. However, once they opened their mouths, it all went downhill. I don't know if any of you have ever heard the Rhode Island accent, but it's like salad dressing: the heavier it gets, the less you want it. I mean, the word "honor" should not be a palindrome: it's not "hanah."

And Hellyn, your accent is good. Not to worry.

But these people did have the most amazing reception I've ever seen. The Grand Ballroom at the Boston Plaza hotel. It was like an Opera House. Easily the length of a football field, and the ceilings were so high, I'm guessing it was about four stories from the top to bottom. Amazing. Like the Titanic or something.