hati

I've decided I like women who bitch. That is not to say that I like bitchy women, but I like a girl who isn't sugary sweetness all the time. I've hung out with those kinds of women before, and I find that I am just not compatible with them. I need a little anger from someone, a little raw emotion. It's a fine line, though, becuase if people complain all the time, the conversation gets really boring. Creative complaining, I guess. I still haven't quite put my finger on it.
Got an offer to bartend and an upscale restaurant/lounge yesterday. Not sure if I want to take it. It's position on the subway makes it one of the hardest places to get to from the F train.
When trying to get somewhere in New York, one must realize that there exists a fourth demension, becuase the distance between you and your final location really plays no part in how long it will take to get there. The world here is seen in terms of subways, cabs, and buses (listed in order of usage).

Extra bonus feature:
When men bicker:

Guy A: Hey, what kind of bedframe do you have? Becuase I think this one that I got may be missing a piece.
Guy B: Well, all bedframes are different.
Guy A: Well, is your the kind that hooks together?
Guy B: I'll come check it out for you later.
Guy A: I'm not asking you to check it out, I'm just wondering what kind of frame you have.
Guy B: I said I'll check it out. Have you seen this [brand name] internet TV thing?
Guy A: No, what's it for?
Guy B: It's cool. It will-
Guy A: Yeah, I'll check it out later.
(Silent laughter between them)
Guy A: No seriously, what's it for?
Guy B: I don't know. Not for you obviously. Forget it.


And here's one of the pics I made for this video. It's animated and everything.