okay kids, i've got a little story for you. don't know why it just came to me. perhaps because i'm having a very bitter day. very very bitter.
once upon a time, shortly after i got my first nipple piercing, i went to a concert of a shitty band, and decided to flash said shitty band because at that time i was flashing anything and everything. so i get up on some guy's shoulders, and show 'em what i've got. and the fucking lead singer guy made a disparaging comment about my tits. fuck them.
if there's one thing better than feeling bitter, it's reviving memories that make you feel even more bitter. ain't life grand?
i need to get laid.
once upon a time, shortly after i got my first nipple piercing, i went to a concert of a shitty band, and decided to flash said shitty band because at that time i was flashing anything and everything. so i get up on some guy's shoulders, and show 'em what i've got. and the fucking lead singer guy made a disparaging comment about my tits. fuck them.
if there's one thing better than feeling bitter, it's reviving memories that make you feel even more bitter. ain't life grand?
i need to get laid.
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You remember what Farmer Ted (Anthony Michael-Hall) said in Sixteen Candles don't you? Well, maybe you don't, you were only 1year old when it was released. Anyway, it was: "Anything bigger than a handful, your risking a tongue strain." Words I have lived by ever since.
Have you heard Smokey and Miho(from Cibo Matto) yet? It's really sweet nova bossa-nova. They are going on tour and I know they will be in LA next month, you should see them if they come to yer town.