on sunday i started 'the patch'.
NOT 'quit smoking patch'. i'm not insane.
'control birth patch'.
i'm just waiting until i go completely insane from the crazy hormones suddenly being absorbed into my body through my butt, or for my boobs to swell to scary massive knockers.
i would be pretty sad if my boobs grew. i can barely fit into about half of my shirts now! i think i'd be kinda mad if i had to start dressing like an adult rather than a nine-year-old boy.
i'll let you all know when i've gone insane from 'womany' hormones; maybe i'll just throw a lamp at your heads and yell at you for not calling or not complementing my new frock or something. that works, right?
NOT 'quit smoking patch'. i'm not insane.
'control birth patch'.
i'm just waiting until i go completely insane from the crazy hormones suddenly being absorbed into my body through my butt, or for my boobs to swell to scary massive knockers.
i would be pretty sad if my boobs grew. i can barely fit into about half of my shirts now! i think i'd be kinda mad if i had to start dressing like an adult rather than a nine-year-old boy.
i'll let you all know when i've gone insane from 'womany' hormones; maybe i'll just throw a lamp at your heads and yell at you for not calling or not complementing my new frock or something. that works, right?
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did you go homicidal on someone?
it happens, you know.
i hope you're alive and well out there.
xo