"Strange and Crappy Short Story Bonanza" entry number fourteen, which makes a full two weeks of stories. 
Congratulations on solving the curse of the submarines revenge, old boy, jollied Constable Postmaster.
Thanks, was all Detective Rick Guttle responded with. He then realized the gathered crowd wanted him to speak further, so he said, I couldnt have cracked this case without the help of my trusty...
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Congratulations on solving the curse of the submarines revenge, old boy, jollied Constable Postmaster.
Thanks, was all Detective Rick Guttle responded with. He then realized the gathered crowd wanted him to speak further, so he said, I couldnt have cracked this case without the help of my trusty...
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"Strange and Crappy Short Story Bonanza" entry number thirteen.
The silence in the room was starting to drive the old man crazy. He had been sitting inside the restaurant for thirty minutes and had only heard his date say half a dozen words at most. Four times she said yes, twice she said no, and she had ordered her food by pointing at the menu...
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The silence in the room was starting to drive the old man crazy. He had been sitting inside the restaurant for thirty minutes and had only heard his date say half a dozen words at most. Four times she said yes, twice she said no, and she had ordered her food by pointing at the menu...
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opahl:
Any appreciation is good appreciation, when you're not one of the most appreciated girls on the site. 
"Strange and Crappy Short Story Bonanza" will probably be putting an emphasis on the crappy during the next week. I'm in the middle of moving, which is pretty draining. Also, I'm not ignoring or snubbing anybody. I'm just being a jerk lately because I'm mad at packing. I don't want to offend anyone in my rage haze, so I'm going to refrain from saying anything....
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gasmaskboy:
Hells yeah....
Y-control and art star are my fave Yeah Yeah Yeah's songs.
and they rank really up there in my all time fave songs.
8 D
\m/
I'll tell you one thing...
if I'm ever in Cali, I'm so gonna mooch off you and make you let me sleep over.
and if yer ever on the east coast dude.... fucking let me know.
I'm dead serious...
Y-control and art star are my fave Yeah Yeah Yeah's songs.
and they rank really up there in my all time fave songs.
8 D
\m/
I'll tell you one thing...
if I'm ever in Cali, I'm so gonna mooch off you and make you let me sleep over.
and if yer ever on the east coast dude.... fucking let me know.
I'm dead serious...
Today's entry of "Strange and Crappy Short Story Bonanza" is pretty bad. Well, okay, worse than usual...
Hello, Mister Shakespeare, Shakespeare wrote. Hows it going? Oh, thats right, Im you, so I know its going fine. Im writing this to you because my therapist says it would be good for me. When you put thoughts to paper it creates a physical entity to focus on....
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Hello, Mister Shakespeare, Shakespeare wrote. Hows it going? Oh, thats right, Im you, so I know its going fine. Im writing this to you because my therapist says it would be good for me. When you put thoughts to paper it creates a physical entity to focus on....
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"Strange and Crappy Short Story Bonanza" entry number ten.
Time and Space were playing chess when Velocity unexpectedly showed up. Drunk out of its mind, Velocity wanted to join the game. However, since chess does not favor those with more than one friend, Velocity had to wait until the current game was concluded, whereupon he would challenge the winner.
So Velocity sat on the couch...
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Time and Space were playing chess when Velocity unexpectedly showed up. Drunk out of its mind, Velocity wanted to join the game. However, since chess does not favor those with more than one friend, Velocity had to wait until the current game was concluded, whereupon he would challenge the winner.
So Velocity sat on the couch...
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tinfoilhalo:
Yep . That's what you get for watching ping-pong . 
Strange and Crappy Short Story Bonanza brings you story nine, which is either a second-person narrative or a glimpse into the future. I still haven't decided.
You have two eyes, a nose, and a mouth, most likely. Right now, youre staring at some letters. Alphabet letters, not mail letters. There IS a difference.
When you stop reading this, youre going to walk over to the...
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You have two eyes, a nose, and a mouth, most likely. Right now, youre staring at some letters. Alphabet letters, not mail letters. There IS a difference.
When you stop reading this, youre going to walk over to the...
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tinfoilhalo:
I think I've met that homeless guy before . He told me Abe Lincoln was from the planet Wurgon 5 , and he wore that big-ass hat to cover his antenna . 
I've decided to continue doing "Strange and Crappy Short Story Week." But now it's "Strange and Crappy Short Story Bonanza." Same deal: a free form story each day. The only difference is that SCSSB wants to eat your brains.
Volcano Joe was an actual volcano. He used to be called Timeohotep and worshipped as a god of war by a primitive tribe of hunter/gatherers. It...
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Volcano Joe was an actual volcano. He used to be called Timeohotep and worshipped as a god of war by a primitive tribe of hunter/gatherers. It...
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gasmaskboy:
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debrajean:
hahaha, both!!!! it's better that way.
"Strange Crap in Short Story Form Week" kicks you in the face with number seven, marking a full week of stories.
"I have no choice in the matter," was the inmates final statement. A brave man all his life, he would not let himself be defeated by something as trivial as execution. In fact, so impressed by his own stoicism was he that he silently...
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"I have no choice in the matter," was the inmates final statement. A brave man all his life, he would not let himself be defeated by something as trivial as execution. In fact, so impressed by his own stoicism was he that he silently...
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tinfoilhalo:
You should change the name of this to "Cool & Unusual Short Story Bonanza" .
The moral of the story..."Inflexibility and/or unwilligness to adapt shall eventually lead to one's ultimate demise"...or "Politicians are ALL criminals and should be imprisoned and executed" The latter sounds more fitting .
The moral of the story..."Inflexibility and/or unwilligness to adapt shall eventually lead to one's ultimate demise"...or "Politicians are ALL criminals and should be imprisoned and executed" The latter sounds more fitting .
fentopal:
He did love her, honest he did. But he also loved pastrami. He wondered what was the difference between the two loves and decided that pastrami-love is totally dependent on his deli, while wife-love is totally dependent on her menstrual cycle and/or sweater tightness.
Your stories are always choc-full of great little moments like that one.
Your stories are always choc-full of great little moments like that one.
"Strangely Crappy Short Story Week" just will not die, despite a shortage of ideas and a surplus of lazy. Number six:
Theres no rest for the wicked here, thought the burning hotel.
As vagabonds and street pimps rushed to escape the flames, the surrounding buildings grew jealous of the attention being given to the hotel. Almost in unison, they caught fire, as well.
Thatll show...
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Theres no rest for the wicked here, thought the burning hotel.
As vagabonds and street pimps rushed to escape the flames, the surrounding buildings grew jealous of the attention being given to the hotel. Almost in unison, they caught fire, as well.
Thatll show...
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"Strange, Crappy Short Story Week" seems to have lasted longer than I thought. I figured I'd get bored of it by now and just stop. But, nope. Here I am with another strange and crappy story.
Although, I am getting lazier. This one is kinda incomplete. What it this, number five? Six?
Giant robots love to fight each other. Its the first law of being...
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Although, I am getting lazier. This one is kinda incomplete. What it this, number five? Six?
Giant robots love to fight each other. Its the first law of being...
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tinfoilhalo:
The Turkey rebellion has been CRUSHED . They should not become much of a threat until around next Thanksgiving . They get surly around that time of the year for obvious reasons . So you can lower the defenses of the West Coast Turkey Brigade...a little . You never know with those crafty birds . That should give you some spare time to create more bosom rich tales of valor .
P.S. Hooray for the use of "sea meanies"!!!! Well played .