The move to Vegas is finished. I'm pretty well unpacked and set up. Just gotta get some shelves to stack stuff on and I'm set.
And the first thing I'm going to talk about is baldness.
Well, not baldness itself, but products to prevent baldness. Like this shampoo I recently saw advertised on television.
I forget the name of the stuff and how it works,...
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And the first thing I'm going to talk about is baldness.
Well, not baldness itself, but products to prevent baldness. Like this shampoo I recently saw advertised on television.
I forget the name of the stuff and how it works,...
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iAh, bueno, mas Twinkies!
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opahl:
Twinkies sound really good right now... But I'll have to settle for cold pizza.
tastysoup:
ewww. twinkies are icky. i like yodels. or hohos. yodels and hohos are the same thing, n'est pas?
"I'm not a misogynist, I'm a misanthrope. There is a difference."
"Your rock star angst is wonderful. I love you."
"Then prove your love by killing the next person whom speaks to me."
"Even if it's me?"
"Yes."
"But if I'm dead, we can't have sex."
"Sure we can. It won't be a problem until rigor mortis sets in. And by then I'll have been...
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"Your rock star angst is wonderful. I love you."
"Then prove your love by killing the next person whom speaks to me."
"Even if it's me?"
"Yes."
"But if I'm dead, we can't have sex."
"Sure we can. It won't be a problem until rigor mortis sets in. And by then I'll have been...
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hastwothumbs:
Whoa. Both those posts were made at the exact same time. 
clara:
They must have been at least a few seconds apart because I remember seeing that there was one before I started typing. Why do I remember that? I dunno.
A pearl of wisdom to you all, just to show there's no hard feelings:
Life is like an animal. Maybe your life is a monkey, swinging in the jungle and eating bananas. Or maybe it's a little dog, digging in the yard and getting a belly rub. The only thing animals have in common is that no two are alike.
So in conclusion:
Your life,...
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Life is like an animal. Maybe your life is a monkey, swinging in the jungle and eating bananas. Or maybe it's a little dog, digging in the yard and getting a belly rub. The only thing animals have in common is that no two are alike.
So in conclusion:
Your life,...
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hastwothumbs:
I am so smart. I should be given my own science.
susannahjoy:
i think i'm a penguin.
Superbowl, schmuperbowl.
I spent the entire day watching Star Trek Deep Space 9 and eating ice cream sammiches. They go very well together.
And SPEAKING of good combinations, there's been a recent surge in the trend of adding flavors to popular sodas. I just tried the new Dr. Pepper Red Fusion and Sprite Remix. Sprite Remix is Sprite and fruit punch and Red Fusion is...
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I spent the entire day watching Star Trek Deep Space 9 and eating ice cream sammiches. They go very well together.
And SPEAKING of good combinations, there's been a recent surge in the trend of adding flavors to popular sodas. I just tried the new Dr. Pepper Red Fusion and Sprite Remix. Sprite Remix is Sprite and fruit punch and Red Fusion is...
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opahl:
Deep Space 9 is my favorite! (Followed closely by Next Generation, of course.)
Sprite Remix tastes like dirt. Literally. It's weird. But I like Pepsi Vanilla... Or I did... Before I drank too much whiskey with it and puked it all over the place...
Sprite Remix tastes like dirt. Literally. It's weird. But I like Pepsi Vanilla... Or I did... Before I drank too much whiskey with it and puked it all over the place...
No joke:
I just drove by a church with a billboard that read, "Come to church and learn to smell like Jesus."
I just drove by a church with a billboard that read, "Come to church and learn to smell like Jesus."
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clara:
"Don't make me come down there."
seanconnery:
custom figures -- i don't have much in the way of finished product to show off, just a lot of questionable ideas. i should dig out the pic of my ahnold figure though, that thing rules. put a t2 head on a dick tracy body, which is horribly misproportioned. he looks like a vintage he-man figure in a suit.
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cereal_killer:
holy shit that has got to be the greatest thing i've ever seen!
i didn't even notice the other people until half way into it... either i'm blind or they're really good... lol
i have to dl that so i have it for my crazy shit collection.
i didn't even notice the other people until half way into it... either i'm blind or they're really good... lol
i have to dl that so i have it for my crazy shit collection.
fentopal:
Also, Jesus had a sort of hero goup in the apostles. I wonder which of them was the Aqua-Man equivalent.
I took my car in for service this morning. This normally isn't very interesting, except this time I took their free shuttle home because I didn't want to wait in the lobby.
The shuttle is driven by this fat, white guy. I swear his (sorta) exact words were, "Me and [some other employee] are a team. We're the only team in the whole place. Everyone...
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The shuttle is driven by this fat, white guy. I swear his (sorta) exact words were, "Me and [some other employee] are a team. We're the only team in the whole place. Everyone...
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tinfoilhalo:
He may have contacted his "people" , and is at this very moment plotting retaliation .
Watch your back , man .
Watch your back , man .
fentopal:
I wonder if that other employee thinks they make a good team, too. Or if he was forced to drive the shuttle because no one wanted to put up with his jabberin'.
The move is almost complete. All my stuff is in Las Vegas and more or less squared away.
Right now, though, I'm back in California for a few more days to gather anything I forgot or just didn't pack. There's more stuff than I thought there would be, but it shouldn't be too big a deal.
Still...
This is going to be a strange year....
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Right now, though, I'm back in California for a few more days to gather anything I forgot or just didn't pack. There's more stuff than I thought there would be, but it shouldn't be too big a deal.
Still...
This is going to be a strange year....
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gasmaskboy:
8 D
I hope it's fun....
I think Las Vegas would freak me out....
I'd prolly go insane and you'd find me int he streets singing "luck be a lady tonight" at the top of my lungs.
I hope it's fun....
I think Las Vegas would freak me out....
I'd prolly go insane and you'd find me int he streets singing "luck be a lady tonight" at the top of my lungs.
tinfoilhalo:
I lived in Vegas for about three months . It ROCKS . It does kind of wear on you though . Just get a flashy sequened jumpsuit and grow some "Mutton Chop" sideburns , and you're $$$MONEY$$$ . 
Today appears to be the end of "Strange and Crappy Short Story Bonanza." It's time for the big move, so I probably won't get online for the next few days. To make up, I've prepared a not-so-short story for today's entry. (Be warned, though: I'm not good at juggling a large cast and probably mixed a few of the characters up. If you get confused,...
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tinfoilhalo:
Holy crap , dude!!!! That looks like one of my behemoth journals . 
I'll have to read it when I'm less exhausted .
I'll have to read it when I'm less exhausted .
opahl:
If you weren't my favorite SG member before, you are now. That was great.
And yes... I did read the whole thing.
And yes... I did read the whole thing.
Can you check my odds on "WHO REALLY KILLED JESUS" that I've got posted in my journal for accuracy ? I just want to give all the gamblers on the site an accurate spread .