I've been watching reruns of The Twilight Zone way too much lately, as you can tell from this installment of Revenge of Strange and Crappy Short Story Bonanza. You can see the ending coming from a mile away.
I suck.
JFK Saves The Day
"There's nothing here but sand," whined Crass Masterson.
"I coulda swore there were ghosts here, Crass," Killroy Peterson said. "Honest,...
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I suck.
JFK Saves The Day
"There's nothing here but sand," whined Crass Masterson.
"I coulda swore there were ghosts here, Crass," Killroy Peterson said. "Honest,...
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This third part of Revenge of Strange and Crappy Short Story Bonanza puts emphasis on the Crappy.
Between a Rock and a Star
In between two cardboard boxes stood The Nick Vega. The box on his right contained all his earthly possessions: one pair blue jeans, eight black t-shirts, four pair white socks, his high school geometry textbook, and a broken watch. The box...
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Between a Rock and a Star
In between two cardboard boxes stood The Nick Vega. The box on his right contained all his earthly possessions: one pair blue jeans, eight black t-shirts, four pair white socks, his high school geometry textbook, and a broken watch. The box...
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clara:
I'm very confused, but thinking of changing my name to "The Clara."
tinfoilhalo:
Who would win in a fight between a Hitler clone and a Stalin clone ? I don't know , but I'll bet the pay per view would make more money than Wrestlemania ever did . 
Thanks for the birthday Tenacious D , by the way.
Thanks for the birthday Tenacious D , by the way.
Revenge of Strange and Crappy Short Story Bonanza continues!
Confederate Money
Greg Felp's nose began to bleed. He was used to the nosebleeds by now, having long ago accepted them as just part and parcel of his theoretical brain aneurysm. Wiping his face clean with his sleeve, Greg ducked into the nearest bar without breaking stride. No one took notice of him as he headed...
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Confederate Money
Greg Felp's nose began to bleed. He was used to the nosebleeds by now, having long ago accepted them as just part and parcel of his theoretical brain aneurysm. Wiping his face clean with his sleeve, Greg ducked into the nearest bar without breaking stride. No one took notice of him as he headed...
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sneakypie:
can we get married?
..just to warn you, in about six years i'll probably leave you for a chick.
but until then, we could have TOTALLY raucous sex! and maybe even breed! think how powerful our offspring could be! i just hope you're not REALLY a superhero, because then my womb would prolly not be able to receive your seed.
..just to warn you, in about six years i'll probably leave you for a chick.
but until then, we could have TOTALLY raucous sex! and maybe even breed! think how powerful our offspring could be! i just hope you're not REALLY a superhero, because then my womb would prolly not be able to receive your seed.
Since nothing new or exciting is going on, I've got the urge to bring back Strange and Crappy Short Story Bonanza. For those of you just joining us, Strange and Crappy Short Story Bonanza is where I spend an hour (in this case, let's make it the 9-10 PM Pacific hour) doing a free form short story. No editing, no predestination (predestination? what?). Just whatever...
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clara:
That was enjoyable. Do it again.
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clara:
You should really only give your credit card to me. Everyone else is out to get you.
gasmaskboy:
Nah sorry, I didn't dress up like an elf.
But I'm close enough to begin with.
8 D
But I'm close enough to begin with.
8 D
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velocity:
That cartoon is awesome.
sneakypie:
i HEART tony millionaire. i am making my own sock monkey! 
More proof that I'm a big, dorky geek of a nerd.
Usually at work there are two kennel attendants to take care of stuff. But today, for some reason, I was scheduled to be there by myself for about four hours.
This meant that any time I left the kennel, I had to take a walkie-talkie along with me in case the front desk needed...
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Usually at work there are two kennel attendants to take care of stuff. But today, for some reason, I was scheduled to be there by myself for about four hours.
This meant that any time I left the kennel, I had to take a walkie-talkie along with me in case the front desk needed...
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opahl:
Stopped talking to you? Don't take it so personally, I stopped talking to everyone. 
clara:
Or if they have stolen my identity they've been paying the bills.
What? It could happen.
What? It could happen.
I spent the fourth of July watching a Twilight Zone marathon and eating Cocoa Puffs by myself.
Is there anything more punk rock than that? I think not.
There's a group of dogs boarding at the animal hospital I work at. It's not unusual for dogs to board there, but this particular situation is a little different than most. This "family" consists of three dachshunds...
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Is there anything more punk rock than that? I think not.
There's a group of dogs boarding at the animal hospital I work at. It's not unusual for dogs to board there, but this particular situation is a little different than most. This "family" consists of three dachshunds...
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sydfloyd:
www.keephoggin.com
sneakypie:
oh man, you DO have that futurama episode listed! that's pretty special. can we pleeeeeease be friends?
P.S. if you say no i'll probably beat you up.
P.S. if you say no i'll probably beat you up.
Simply: Outer space is awesome. 
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clara:
I thought Inner Space was awesome. Either I'm now president of the club or I'm not allowed to join.
norritt:
agreed
There's a calendar at work that nobody really uses. Sometimes someone will write "this person goes home early" or "this person on vacation" in the various dates but for the most part it's empty.
So I wrote that one of the days was "Black Hole Appreciation Day." I thought it was funny in a dumb way and that no one would really pay attention to...
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So I wrote that one of the days was "Black Hole Appreciation Day." I thought it was funny in a dumb way and that no one would really pay attention to...
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tinfoilhalo:
EVERY day should be black hole appreciation day .
Maybe next time you should put Cosmic Gravitational Anomaly appreciation day , so as to avoid any confusion .
Maybe next time you should put Cosmic Gravitational Anomaly appreciation day , so as to avoid any confusion .
clara:
But bees don't sting flowers. And my mom beat you to it anyway.
Jerk.
Jerk.
I don't understand where JFK comes into it though???
P.S. Not ALL midgets are deadly . Some have even been domesticated and trained to live in our society . I still wouldn't trust them any further than I could throw them . Of course I could probably throw them a pretty good distance as they are so tiny .
[Edited on Aug 09, 2004 12:23PM]