While at work yesterday, I went up to one of the cashiers and said, "Well, I'm going to lunch." She didn't seem to care, so I snuck up behind her, grabbed her skull, and said, "I'm going to eat your brains for lunch! Graaah!"
I thought it was hilarious. She didn't seem to agree.
I thought it was hilarious. She didn't seem to agree.
tinfoilhalo:
Zombie humour is highly under-appreciated . 
I found this girl's profile on MySpace and her only blog was a questionnaire for prospective boyfriends. So, being the terrible bastard I am, I filled it out. (And the last two questions were multiple choice but I decided to make them fill in the blank, as well.)
-name: Michaelsaurus Pontificus Arrakis
-age: The Highlander
-height: I am possibly a million feet tall
-weight: I...
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-name: Michaelsaurus Pontificus Arrakis
-age: The Highlander
-height: I am possibly a million feet tall
-weight: I...
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devi:
HAHAHA(and so on...)
I shouldn't have read that at work. I had a customer on the line and I don't think they appreciated me laughing as they were explaining the horror and loss they have expirenced because of their house flooding.
I shouldn't have read that at work. I had a customer on the line and I don't think they appreciated me laughing as they were explaining the horror and loss they have expirenced because of their house flooding.
cereal_killer:
i certainly hope she replies so that you can post it here and let us know her response... cuz i'm sure it will be interesting.
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bryn:
Hi! how art thou?
well...lovely chatting w/ya! G'bye!
well...lovely chatting w/ya! G'bye!
calvinbrookfield:
Too cool! Happy New Year's!
It must be the holiday season, as I once again have a sudden, inexplicable urge to buy the latest electronic gadgets. 
I already broke down and purchased an mp3 player (Creative Nomad Jukebox Zen Xtra; I laugh at your iPod!). The only problem is, while it's nice to have instant access to my (ridiculously) large music collection, I don't really need it. I don't go...
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I already broke down and purchased an mp3 player (Creative Nomad Jukebox Zen Xtra; I laugh at your iPod!). The only problem is, while it's nice to have instant access to my (ridiculously) large music collection, I don't really need it. I don't go...
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tinfoilhalo:
The only time using "Excellent" in normal everyday speech should be considered acceptable is A) If you can somehow replicate the guitar solo noise that follows the Bill & Ted version , or B) If it's done with an evil grin , wringing of the hands , and said like Montgomery Burns from the Simpsons . 
I too have this urge to buy useless electronic gadgets , but I am able to fight this terrible urge with my powerful lack of finances .
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I too have this urge to buy useless electronic gadgets , but I am able to fight this terrible urge with my powerful lack of finances .
[Edited on Dec 07, 2004 3:27AM]
Today I met a guy with a pretty large collection of unread Shakespeare. He buys the books with the intention of reading them, only to never get around to it. They just sit around until, finally, they stop being thought of as books and just become his favorite thing to hide porn under.
I thought I was the only one who did that.
(Sign of...
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I thought I was the only one who did that.
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cereal_killer:
um, i always hide my porn in with my comics.
fentopal:
Interestingly enough, I hide Shakespeare under my porn.
Like most nights for the past three weeks, the Mexican family next door is playing rap-mariachi music very, very loudly. And, like always, there are six or seven very drunk men sitting on the porch and singing along to the music.
Normally, this doesn't bother me. I've actually started to enjoy the rap-mariachi genre, as it's quite catchy.
But it stopped being funny when one...
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Normally, this doesn't bother me. I've actually started to enjoy the rap-mariachi genre, as it's quite catchy.
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devi:
ahhh, Lake Elsinore...
Actually it starts being funny again when strut over to their house, call them Homies, then talk about your love of the recent imigration sweeps and then run for your life. At this point it becomes hilarious.
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Actually it starts being funny again when strut over to their house, call them Homies, then talk about your love of the recent imigration sweeps and then run for your life. At this point it becomes hilarious.
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tinfoilhalo:
My neighbors are playing just regular rap music very loudly . I only WISH it was rap mariachi . 
My advice . Take cover and call out an air strike . If that fails dust off and nuke the site from orbit . It's the only way to be sure .
My advice . Take cover and call out an air strike . If that fails dust off and nuke the site from orbit . It's the only way to be sure .
tinfoilhalo:
I'm afraid that I just don't believe this . I'm no expert in the field or anything , but if comic books have taught me anything it's that cosmic radiation always turns normal humans into giant rock monsters or super stretchy people or something . Since we are just normal hairless monkeys it CAN'T be true . Right ?
tinfoilhalo:
I guess it IS possible that there were radioactive super monkeys back in pre-history when this event transpired . Then those super powered monkeys were in turn defeated by evil super intelligent hyper-monkeys . Those super intelligent hyper-monkeys in turn became us . We are the spawn of evil genius super monkey villains . 
Who knew that all of those stories about Gorilla Grodd in Flash were actually based on TRUE stories .
Who knew that all of those stories about Gorilla Grodd in Flash were actually based on TRUE stories .
I, .
.So for the third time in as many months I find myself living in a different house.
The place I'm in now is bizarre. It claims to be a city, but is far too rural to qualify. There are patches of civilization. I'll be driving around and randomly wind up on a street that has a ton of major chain stores for maybe a block...
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The place I'm in now is bizarre. It claims to be a city, but is far too rural to qualify. There are patches of civilization. I'll be driving around and randomly wind up on a street that has a ton of major chain stores for maybe a block...
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etcee:
Atrus (the bunny) is a refrence to MYST, and old school video game
Atrus is the main character, played by Rand Miller, creator of the series. He's awesome.
_mith
Atrus is the main character, played by Rand Miller, creator of the series. He's awesome.
_mith
I just read some story about a star that just got completely flung out of its galaxy by a black hole . They said it was moving at something like a million plus miles per hour .
Black Holes : The surly bouncers of the universe .