I'm sorry, but the correct answer was:
1.)
2.) Colonel Mustard in the dining room with a pipe.
But thanks for playing. I had a fun time yelling "WRONG! YOU LOSE!" at each of you.
Oh, man, that slumber party set! I sure do love me some candid pics.
Nala is soooo dreamy.
Fuck... I should be studying for tomorrow's psychology test. But, instead, I'm...
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1.)
2.) Colonel Mustard in the dining room with a pipe.
But thanks for playing. I had a fun time yelling "WRONG! YOU LOSE!" at each of you.
Oh, man, that slumber party set! I sure do love me some candid pics.
Nala is soooo dreamy.
Fuck... I should be studying for tomorrow's psychology test. But, instead, I'm...
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Why am I on fire?
You get two guesses.
GO!
You get two guesses.
GO!
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bryn:
1] too busy watching porn to be lighting cigarettes on the toilet with a wad of tp
2] you are just too damn hot for your own shorts. the first guess was just a joke. i have that problem all the time. my skivs are constantly spontaneously combusting.
2] you are just too damn hot for your own shorts. the first guess was just a joke. i have that problem all the time. my skivs are constantly spontaneously combusting.
clara:
1. Scorching case of poison oak.
2. You finally talked to that girl.
Please tell me it was #2.
2. You finally talked to that girl.
Please tell me it was #2.
For the sake of your sanity, don't read this.
Honestly. It's a lot of bullshit that'll just bore you.
Go read Robocop vs. Terminator or Ash vs. Snake Plissken, instead.
The day before yesterday, I got really mad.
I was at the gym, doing the bare minimum of work required to keep my pythons at an efficient capacity. It was sometime in mid-to-late afternoon,...
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Honestly. It's a lot of bullshit that'll just bore you.
Go read Robocop vs. Terminator or Ash vs. Snake Plissken, instead.
The day before yesterday, I got really mad.
I was at the gym, doing the bare minimum of work required to keep my pythons at an efficient capacity. It was sometime in mid-to-late afternoon,...
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bryn:
i think you are my new personal hero. first of all: duke of awesome?. damn straight! second of all: i really appreciate your honesty and openness. dude, we all understand your little rants. i get the same paranoia when i zone out in public. you know how youre not supposed to make eye contact with people, because its a sign of aggression? well, ive almost gotten into fights several times just because i accidentally made eye contact with some one with an anger problem, a few drinks under their belt, and an itchy punching hand. thats why im a hermit. not because im a pussy [i can hold my own in a fight], but i dont like going out of doors, and if i do, its not to a public place. dont worry about the no-date-no-kiss-no-friends thing. if youre comfortable and happy with being by yourself, then who gives a fuck what anyone else thinks? dont feel pressured to be social just because you dont want to come off as the unibomber or something. misanthropy is highly underrated.
clara:
You're right, you should have some friends, but not because it would make you normal. You should have friends because having someone to talk to and hang out with takes you out of yourself and your problems. It gives you something else to pay attention to. You need something or someone to love. I don't mean a girlfriend, though that might be nice. Love something or someone. It's important. This is a good place to start.
Aaaaahhhh! There's no better feeling than washing out the aftertaste of a day-old journal entry with the delightful flavor of new Lemon-Scented Ramble.
First off:
If you're stuck on an eight-hour car trip (four hours there and back) and you only remember to bring along one cd, make sure it's Def Leppard's greatest hits. It'll be the best journey of your life.
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First off:
If you're stuck on an eight-hour car trip (four hours there and back) and you only remember to bring along one cd, make sure it's Def Leppard's greatest hits. It'll be the best journey of your life.
And I speak...
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bryn:
yes. haha. im going to be on in a couple of days to a week i think [im not quite sure]. i dont want to be human. i wanna be a kitty. then i could just sleep and eat and purr and rub my head on everything. fraggle rock sounds great. when do we leave?
cereal_killer:
hey man thanks for the tip on tinfoilhalo's journal entry.
fucking kick ass!
oh, and by the way the place is back to it's usual level of unkemptness. you would be proud.
me, i'd like to meet the keebler elves... wonder where they live
by the way I say spend away! Which would you rather have when the world comes to an end... 500 dollars or G.I. Joes to play with as nuclear holocaust ensues? Me I go with Joe!
fucking kick ass!
oh, and by the way the place is back to it's usual level of unkemptness. you would be proud.
me, i'd like to meet the keebler elves... wonder where they live
by the way I say spend away! Which would you rather have when the world comes to an end... 500 dollars or G.I. Joes to play with as nuclear holocaust ensues? Me I go with Joe!
Yeah.
So, about that girl I was gonna talk to...
I chickened out.
Oh, well. Can't say that it was unexpected.
So, about that girl I was gonna talk to...
I chickened out.
Oh, well. Can't say that it was unexpected.
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clara:
You're wonderful. Talk to her.
tinfoilhalo:
Well ,it happens...there's always a next time though .
Hey , I got some more gratuitous movie geek violence posted in my journal if you're interested . Nothing like some good carnage to take your mind off of your worries .
Hey , I got some more gratuitous movie geek violence posted in my journal if you're interested . Nothing like some good carnage to take your mind off of your worries .
About two to three years ago, I ran a Kittie fan site called They're A Million. It wasn't your normal Kittie fan site; it was more of a parody fan site. I was kind of sick of seeing the same damn web pages being made by different people (a few stolen pics, bio info straight from the official web site, horrible spelling/grammar, and almost...
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cereal_killer:
yeah, what bryn said. i was like, wait a minute I don't remember adding a grapeflavorjudas to my friends list...what the hell? then i figured it out. i'm just a tad bit slow.
as to this girl in your class.. go for it. I made a complete ass of myself the first time (well second, but that's a long story) i met my girl and we've been together now for 2 years and 3 months. I'm the same kinda guy as you.. odds are i'll run away, but this time i was like if i don't i'll never know. course it also helped that i had a small amount of liquid courage (aka killians red) running through my system, but hey whatever it takes. so yeah, go for it, you'll kick yourself if you don't.
take it from me if i had chickened out i would have missed out on sooo much that it would take way to long to list it all.
as to this girl in your class.. go for it. I made a complete ass of myself the first time (well second, but that's a long story) i met my girl and we've been together now for 2 years and 3 months. I'm the same kinda guy as you.. odds are i'll run away, but this time i was like if i don't i'll never know. course it also helped that i had a small amount of liquid courage (aka killians red) running through my system, but hey whatever it takes. so yeah, go for it, you'll kick yourself if you don't.
take it from me if i had chickened out i would have missed out on sooo much that it would take way to long to list it all.
bryn:
youll be ok. just dont lose your nerve. i know, i know. easier said than done. just think: whats the worst that could happen? she could laugh in your face and tell you to go fist yourself. at least youd still be alive.
ps. if shes a normal girl, shell say: "ok!" and then youre in. if its anything other than that, you dont want her bitchiness anyway. so there. good luck, young padawan.
ps. if shes a normal girl, shell say: "ok!" and then youre in. if its anything other than that, you dont want her bitchiness anyway. so there. good luck, young padawan.
Just a few random thoughts.
If I wrote a book, I'd begin it with: Once upon a time, in a land very far from anywhere decent, in a day that no longer exists, the Pope called for his young ward, Humphrey.
If I wrote a book, I'd end it with: And they all lived relatively content forever after.
Commercial I like: That "gellin'" Dr. Scholl's...
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If I wrote a book, I'd begin it with: Once upon a time, in a land very far from anywhere decent, in a day that no longer exists, the Pope called for his young ward, Humphrey.
If I wrote a book, I'd end it with: And they all lived relatively content forever after.
Commercial I like: That "gellin'" Dr. Scholl's...
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gasmaskboy:
I hear you about commercials...
some of them are actualy funny....
like the one for some game rental place or game store....
where it's a guy in a cubicle....
and a lady comes in and says....
Migel? and he spins around and screams in a deep demonic voice.... "The DARK LORD BANISHES THEE!"
and her hair blows and she wimpers and runs off...
plus all my friends said it reminded me of them...
but yes then there are commercials I laugh at because...
they're trying to sell complete bull shit to people.....
and others make me want to grab the people who made it by their ears.... and vomit in their faces.....
I hate picnics.... unless they involve hardcore sex....
I'm lying but I couldn't think of anything so that's all you get....
Love,
Ryan
some of them are actualy funny....
like the one for some game rental place or game store....
where it's a guy in a cubicle....
and a lady comes in and says....
Migel? and he spins around and screams in a deep demonic voice.... "The DARK LORD BANISHES THEE!"
and her hair blows and she wimpers and runs off...
plus all my friends said it reminded me of them...
but yes then there are commercials I laugh at because...
they're trying to sell complete bull shit to people.....
and others make me want to grab the people who made it by their ears.... and vomit in their faces.....
I hate picnics.... unless they involve hardcore sex....
I'm lying but I couldn't think of anything so that's all you get....
Love,
Ryan
defunctjunk:
Dear Mr. Batman,
I just want you to know that, today, something extremely awesome took place. When I awoke this morning, my set of Star Trek Away Team figures had apparently fallen from their positions atop my computer desk, and onto the carpeted floor. Moments later, my 3-year-old brother entered my room. By this time, I had already emerged from my bedsheets and was actively attending to my fallen astronauts' needs. For some reason, this inspired a very peculiar reaction from my brother's mouth. As he sat on the floor next to my bed, watching me re-position my pieces of plastic, he loudly shouted the phrase, "YOU COCK," at me. Because of the sheer awesomeness of this utterance, I failed to continue setting up my action figures. Just an "FYI" for ya, sir.
- The man with defunct Junk
I just want you to know that, today, something extremely awesome took place. When I awoke this morning, my set of Star Trek Away Team figures had apparently fallen from their positions atop my computer desk, and onto the carpeted floor. Moments later, my 3-year-old brother entered my room. By this time, I had already emerged from my bedsheets and was actively attending to my fallen astronauts' needs. For some reason, this inspired a very peculiar reaction from my brother's mouth. As he sat on the floor next to my bed, watching me re-position my pieces of plastic, he loudly shouted the phrase, "YOU COCK," at me. Because of the sheer awesomeness of this utterance, I failed to continue setting up my action figures. Just an "FYI" for ya, sir.
- The man with defunct Junk
Eh. Complexity is over-rated.
I'm going fishin'.
See ya later, alligators!
I'm going fishin'.
See ya later, alligators!
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madness_____:
Just ran acrossed your Screen Name. I loved that fucking cartoon.
Just thought I let you know, if you cared.
Just thought I let you know, if you cared.
gasmaskboy:
personaly even though I didn't like the show very much,
I think the Bananas in Pajamas profile pic is the coolest ever,.....
I know that doesn't have much to do with Rocko's modern life.... but for some reason,....
it's what I was thinkin
I think the Bananas in Pajamas profile pic is the coolest ever,.....
I know that doesn't have much to do with Rocko's modern life.... but for some reason,....
it's what I was thinkin
Went to the monthly comic convention at The Shrine yesterday with WeSpanTime. Spent $280 on toys! Huzzah!
Here's what I bought:
Man-Thing (the Marvel character; now stop snickering)
A Japanese Edward Scissorhands
Three DC Pocket Heroes two-packs (Hal Jordan the Green Lantern/Sinestro, Aquaman/Black Manta, and Starman/Shade)
And sixteen classic G.I. Joes! (Serpentor, B.A.T., Destro, Dr. Mindbender, two Cobra Commanders [oops...], some Russain guy, Zartan, Quick...
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Here's what I bought:
Man-Thing (the Marvel character; now stop snickering)
A Japanese Edward Scissorhands
Three DC Pocket Heroes two-packs (Hal Jordan the Green Lantern/Sinestro, Aquaman/Black Manta, and Starman/Shade)
And sixteen classic G.I. Joes! (Serpentor, B.A.T., Destro, Dr. Mindbender, two Cobra Commanders [oops...], some Russain guy, Zartan, Quick...
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pureblu12225:
hehe...silly
yea I guess in the end it'll be worth the pain but damn I hate bein a whiner and right now that seems to be all I'm doin ...ugghhh
right now my room is kinda bare all my toys are packed up can't wait to bust'em out in SD oh yea
yea I guess in the end it'll be worth the pain but damn I hate bein a whiner and right now that seems to be all I'm doin ...ugghhh
right now my room is kinda bare all my toys are packed up can't wait to bust'em out in SD oh yea
damon:
i think you need to see this dance... http://etrata.home.attbi.com/flash/banana.swf
Great puppy class today.
We were teaching the dogs sit, see. The teacher tells us not to use any verbal commands, to let our body language (hand signals and the like) to let the dogs know what we want. However, she says it's okay to use non-word sounds when we don't want the dogs to do something. So since she says her favorite non-word is...
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We were teaching the dogs sit, see. The teacher tells us not to use any verbal commands, to let our body language (hand signals and the like) to let the dogs know what we want. However, she says it's okay to use non-word sounds when we don't want the dogs to do something. So since she says her favorite non-word is...
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pureblu12225:
puppy class havoc...sheesh so are you goin to be able to go back for more puppy training ...?
and just to let you know once again I'm so in smiles about your BIP pic
so are you goin to be able to go back for more puppy training ...?
and just to let you know once again I'm so in smiles about your BIP pic
ok. my dream isnt to be a porn star. im not aspiring that high. is that english? i dunno. ive been staring at fucking puters for about 10 hrs now. bleggghhhh......
i dont think that was an acid-head thing. i wonder what my stuffed animals think of how i turned out [well... the ones that have been around since i was knee-high to a grasshopper]. maybe it is an acid-head thingie. maybe im just as crazy as you.
Oh Shit , I didn't blow your cover did I????