Okay. I'm taking this class on folklore.
It's nothing great, but there are two redeemable things that allow me to enjoy it:
1.) The teacher has a strange voice. Imagine if Kermit the Frog had an Irish accent but Americanized it thirty years ago. It's not "laugh at him" strange. It's more "the more I hear it the cooler it gets" strange. Does that make...
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It's nothing great, but there are two redeemable things that allow me to enjoy it:
1.) The teacher has a strange voice. Imagine if Kermit the Frog had an Irish accent but Americanized it thirty years ago. It's not "laugh at him" strange. It's more "the more I hear it the cooler it gets" strange. Does that make...
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From a "refinance your mortgage" spam I just got:
"Mr. Newcomb taught the interminable math class. Mr. Newcomb taught the interminable math class. I am quite often very petulant. Mr. Newcomb taught the interminable math class."
That's my new mantra.
"Mr. Newcomb taught the interminable math class. Mr. Newcomb taught the interminable math class. I am quite often very petulant. Mr. Newcomb taught the interminable math class."
That's my new mantra.
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clara:
I was afraid it was your goodbye gesture. I would prefer to see your hilarious entries full of zany antics than your absence.
clara:
Please ignore wacky grammar. Tired now.
This time next week, I will be enjoying the first season of Space Ghost Coast to Coast and the first season of Aqua Teen Hunger Force on dvd.
I hope you all will join me.
Er, spiritually, that is.
I don't want any of you hooligans in my house.
I hope you all will join me.
Er, spiritually, that is.
I don't want any of you hooligans in my house.
clara:
*bats eyelashes in an endearing manner*
Even me?
Even me?
tinfoilhalo:
Awwww...come on . You haven't TRULY enjoyed Space Ghost or Aqua Teen unless you've watched it during a hooligan induced riot . 
Y'know, it's been a while since I've done a crappy review of whatever stupid thing I'm into at the moment... so, since I've got absolutely nothing else going on in my life...
I finally got my hands on a Star Trek: TOS classic phaser pistol.
Or, to be more precise, a Phaser Type 2. It's the pistol used by Captain Kirk and crew on...
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I finally got my hands on a Star Trek: TOS classic phaser pistol.
Or, to be more precise, a Phaser Type 2. It's the pistol used by Captain Kirk and crew on...
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bryn:
trekkie.
why dont you set your phasers to "warm" cos then is just like sticking something in the microwave for 10 sec's at a time....5 BILLION times. they die slower.
why dont you set your phasers to "warm" cos then is just like sticking something in the microwave for 10 sec's at a time....5 BILLION times. they die slower.
clara:
The funny part is that I know they both meant it quite literally. And the first one is a girl.
Maaaaaan...
Made a complete ass out of myself today in acting class.
See, we did this little game where someone has to leave the room, the rest of us pick someone in the room, and then the person who left has to figure out who we picked by asking questions to the class. The questions had to be abstract, like "if this person were a...
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Made a complete ass out of myself today in acting class.
See, we did this little game where someone has to leave the room, the rest of us pick someone in the room, and then the person who left has to figure out who we picked by asking questions to the class. The questions had to be abstract, like "if this person were a...
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clara:
Cake is sexy; take it as a compliment. 
tinfoilhalo:
What kind of cake ? If they say CHOCOLATE cake that's fine . If they say PINEAPPLE UPSIDE-DOWN CAKE you should kick their asses , cause them's fighting words . If they say EXPLOSIVE DEATH CAKE WITH TOXIC FROSTING...you stand up and thank them , take a bow , then sit back down and continue to scowl menacingly . 
P.S. Frankenstein said it best "FIRE BAAAAD!!!!!"
P.S. Frankenstein said it best "FIRE BAAAAD!!!!!"
"The combined weight of the horrors I've authored could crush your hearts into perfect diamonds of terror!"
tinfoilhalo:
Do tell . 
I wonder how much "perfect diamonds of terror" go for on E-Bay ? I need some extra cash .
I wonder how much "perfect diamonds of terror" go for on E-Bay ? I need some extra cash .
Man, oh, man.
I've been playing Advance Wars 2: Black Hole Rising non-stop for a week straight.
It's this strategy war-sim game for the Game Boy Advance. The whole point of the game is to use the armies of different nations to kick the crap out of an invading army bent on whole domination.
It's really fun, kinda addicting. My problem, though, is that I'm...
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I've been playing Advance Wars 2: Black Hole Rising non-stop for a week straight.
It's this strategy war-sim game for the Game Boy Advance. The whole point of the game is to use the armies of different nations to kick the crap out of an invading army bent on whole domination.
It's really fun, kinda addicting. My problem, though, is that I'm...
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clara:
I think it was in one of the threads that had comments deleted due to their huge size.
I'm a firm believer in the philosophy that God only gave us hands because he enjoys getting high-fived.
clara:
I feel foolish high fiving anyone. I might be willing to bend for God, though.
tinfoilhalo:
Every time I see a statue of Jesus he's got his hands up in the "Raise The Roof" motion . God's ALL about the partying it seems.
Well, I just helped contribute to the downfall of western civilization.
Yup. I voted for Schwarzenegger.
Does that officially make me an asshole?
Yup. I voted for Schwarzenegger.
Does that officially make me an asshole?
clara:
Maybe. But does that really matter?
I suck.
I totally, completely 100%ly suck.
I am the suckiest sucker to ever suck in the entire suckiverse.
Here's why...
On Monday, I went to the same shitty 80's club I always go to. By myself. Nothing out of the ordinary.
I'd gotten there at opening ('cause that's when the DJ plays all the obscure goth 80's music), so the place was empty. So...
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I totally, completely 100%ly suck.
I am the suckiest sucker to ever suck in the entire suckiverse.
Here's why...
On Monday, I went to the same shitty 80's club I always go to. By myself. Nothing out of the ordinary.
I'd gotten there at opening ('cause that's when the DJ plays all the obscure goth 80's music), so the place was empty. So...
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tinfoilhalo:
OUCHIE!!!! 
I feel your pain , man . I also feel your suckiness , for I too am sucky in that same respect . Here's a little story NOT about a man named Jed , but in fact a man named ME . I went to a party about a year ago or so . I'm just hanging out with a guy I know , and he's like "Hey , I know her . Let's go say Hi . " . Now the "her" in question was this REALLY cute little brunette girl , so I'm like "HELL YES . Let's go say HI " . Anyway , long story short...I bump into the cute girl later and she says to me " I think there's a guy here who has been trying to hook up with me . Would you mind if I hang out with you for awhile so that he thinks we're together and leaves me alone ? " Me being the occasional good deed doing guy that I am ( And secretly thinking that any chance to hang out with a cute girl , even if if is for deceptive reasons , is a GOOD thing ) says okay. So we hang out for the rest of the night . I think that she's NOT interested in me at all , so I'm just being my normal goofy-ass self instead of the nervous uptight wreck that I would usually be while hanging out with a really cute girl . So she's kinda flirting with me all night , and YET I still continue to think " Wow , she's REALLY trying to make this guy think that we're together . She's even sitting really close to me , and making sexy eyes at me . She's good . " So then she tells me that she has to go back to school , which is about a two hour drive away , tomorrow and says she'd like to talk to me again and hands me her phone number . I'm STILL in denial and thinking some retarded thing like "Maybe she wants to use me as her fake boyfriend again or something" . She's like we should DEFINITELY hang out again soon . I'm STILL completely oblivious to the fact that she might , for some ungodly reason , be into me . I proceed to walk her out to her car , because we were in a kinda shady neighborhood , and I'm like " Well , see 'ya " . She gives me this weird look , and says " Don't you want to kiss me ? " . WHAT????? I literally heard that sound of a needle being screetched off of a record inside my head . I was COMPLETELY shocked and surprised by THAT particular statement . Anyway , an offer like that cannot be refused . We wound up going out for about four months or so . We're still friends , and occasionally talk or e-mail . My point is that I too am a complete RETARD around women .
P.S. I lived in Vegas for a few months . You should just check your soul into storage when you go there . It'll be MUCH safer .
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I feel your pain , man . I also feel your suckiness , for I too am sucky in that same respect . Here's a little story NOT about a man named Jed , but in fact a man named ME . I went to a party about a year ago or so . I'm just hanging out with a guy I know , and he's like "Hey , I know her . Let's go say Hi . " . Now the "her" in question was this REALLY cute little brunette girl , so I'm like "HELL YES . Let's go say HI " . Anyway , long story short...I bump into the cute girl later and she says to me " I think there's a guy here who has been trying to hook up with me . Would you mind if I hang out with you for awhile so that he thinks we're together and leaves me alone ? " Me being the occasional good deed doing guy that I am ( And secretly thinking that any chance to hang out with a cute girl , even if if is for deceptive reasons , is a GOOD thing ) says okay. So we hang out for the rest of the night . I think that she's NOT interested in me at all , so I'm just being my normal goofy-ass self instead of the nervous uptight wreck that I would usually be while hanging out with a really cute girl . So she's kinda flirting with me all night , and YET I still continue to think " Wow , she's REALLY trying to make this guy think that we're together . She's even sitting really close to me , and making sexy eyes at me . She's good . " So then she tells me that she has to go back to school , which is about a two hour drive away , tomorrow and says she'd like to talk to me again and hands me her phone number . I'm STILL in denial and thinking some retarded thing like "Maybe she wants to use me as her fake boyfriend again or something" . She's like we should DEFINITELY hang out again soon . I'm STILL completely oblivious to the fact that she might , for some ungodly reason , be into me . I proceed to walk her out to her car , because we were in a kinda shady neighborhood , and I'm like " Well , see 'ya " . She gives me this weird look , and says " Don't you want to kiss me ? " . WHAT????? I literally heard that sound of a needle being screetched off of a record inside my head . I was COMPLETELY shocked and surprised by THAT particular statement . Anyway , an offer like that cannot be refused . We wound up going out for about four months or so . We're still friends , and occasionally talk or e-mail . My point is that I too am a complete RETARD around women .
P.S. I lived in Vegas for a few months . You should just check your soul into storage when you go there . It'll be MUCH safer .
[Edited on Oct 02, 2003]
requium:
Yeah I hear, ya but aint it worse when you are positive some chick is realy into you and it turns out she is just being nice to you cause she wants your friend. I suck big time too.
*scratches butt*