Strange and Crappy Short Story Week continues with number four.
Eight women once gathered together to discuss the meaning of life. It was a great debate, followed by a pleasant luncheon. Nothing was accomplished, which everyone expected from the start. A wise man once said, Only a fool tries to solve the universes crossword puzzle. To which a fool replied, And only a wise man...
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Eight women once gathered together to discuss the meaning of life. It was a great debate, followed by a pleasant luncheon. Nothing was accomplished, which everyone expected from the start. A wise man once said, Only a fool tries to solve the universes crossword puzzle. To which a fool replied, And only a wise man...
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tinfoilhalo:
You don't really see enough stories based on the bosom nowadays . THAT is a shame . Well , I for one , thought that was a most entertaining and precautionary tale of what can happen if bosoms are used for evil . VIVA LA BOOBS!!!! 
fentopal:
Beatrice Derento's bra through a milk-soaked blouse? Man, I always miss out on the cool stuff.
Strange and Guaranteedidly Crappy Short Story Week. Blah, blah, blah, and here's number three.
Germs dont have a sense of humor is the plainest summation of Brevek Verrangs teachings. Brevek himself never knew any germs, but he knew people who knew people that knew germs. Most of these people were either ancient Greeks or space aliens. Critics across the centuries have wondered why Brevek would...
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Germs dont have a sense of humor is the plainest summation of Brevek Verrangs teachings. Brevek himself never knew any germs, but he knew people who knew people that knew germs. Most of these people were either ancient Greeks or space aliens. Critics across the centuries have wondered why Brevek would...
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solumchild:
Hey, u commented on an entry I put up last month, i have been out of town and unable to reach a computer. I just wanted to say thank you for actually getting waht i was saying and sharing with me some insight. hope to continue to talk with you.
"Strange and Most Likely Crappy Short Story Week" continues with story number two...
Cartoons play in the background as the children eat their sugar-based cereal. The cartoons, try as best they can to make getting shot in the face entertaining, are ignored by the children and the surrounding adults. The adults are silent, waiting for the children to speak up. But the children play the...
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Cartoons play in the background as the children eat their sugar-based cereal. The cartoons, try as best they can to make getting shot in the face entertaining, are ignored by the children and the surrounding adults. The adults are silent, waiting for the children to speak up. But the children play the...
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Since my life is dreadfully boring right now, I'm going to dedicate the next week or so to free form short stories. Whatever crappy tale that pops into my head that day will be broadcast here, live and unedited ('cause I'm lazy).
I hereby declare it to be...
STRANGE AND MOST LIKELY CRAPPY SHORT STORY WEEK.
uh...
OF DANGER
.
Story the first:
The sign...
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I hereby declare it to be...
STRANGE AND MOST LIKELY CRAPPY SHORT STORY WEEK.
uh...
OF DANGER
.
Story the first:
The sign...
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clara:
Trite adages noted. 
tinfoilhalo:
I've only read one of Harlan Ellison's books , but it was pretty cool . It was called "Angry Candy" and was a collection of short stories . Some stories worth mentioning are "Paladin Of The Lost Hour" , "Broken Glass" , and "The Region Between" . The Region Between specifically is really good in a warped and confusing kind of way ( I think it was written in a way that was meant to be confusing though ) . If you get a chance , check it out .
New Year's was a little dull. I just played video games with my drunk friends, staying sober myself because I knew I had to drive home later. Which is fine, 'cause I'm not a drinker, anyway.
I prefer my liquid substances on tiny paper squares.
Finally saw Return of the King yesterday and didn't much care for it.
It seems like all the movies follow...
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I prefer my liquid substances on tiny paper squares.
Finally saw Return of the King yesterday and didn't much care for it.
It seems like all the movies follow...
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clara:
Wooo-hooo!!!!!
I'm totally not stalking you at all.
I'm totally not stalking you at all.
tinfoilhalo:
You didn't like ROTK ? I thought it was pretty cool . I do agree that the last two movies were kinda' similar though . The giant elephants and flying dragons laying the smack down on Minas Tirith(SP?) was pretty awsome . The ghost army effing ROCKED!!!!!
My New Years Eve was spent alone with the DEATH FLU ravaging my body . WOOOO-HOOOO!!!!! Phhhh....
My New Years Eve was spent alone with the DEATH FLU ravaging my body . WOOOO-HOOOO!!!!! Phhhh....
An impromptu week in Vegas later and I'm now one really cool Star Trek t-shirt ahead of the game.
TAKE THAT, THE GAME!
TAKE THAT, THE GAME!
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gasmaskboy:
yeah, I got a cold too it pisses me off...
clara:
For the first time ever I spanked my nephew tonight. I just couldn't figure out any other way of making him listen and even that didn't work. Apart from that I hit no one.
Well, school is finally over. So I've resigned myself to watching Deep Space 9 dvds and letting my brain cells slowly die away over the next few days/weeks.
Forgetting stuff is half the fun of learning!
(P.S. New profile pic. Although, it's a few months old, I look pretty much the same. My hair is longer now- my bangs completely cover my eyes. And I'm...
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Forgetting stuff is half the fun of learning!
(P.S. New profile pic. Although, it's a few months old, I look pretty much the same. My hair is longer now- my bangs completely cover my eyes. And I'm...
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gasmaskboy:
you rule...
and yer not an ugly guy, trust me I seen ugly guys.
and yer not an ugly guy, trust me I seen ugly guys.
bryn:
im in your state
where are you?
where are you?
In my theatre final, I had to do two short monologues. I did Mephistophele's opening speech from act 2 of the second part of Faust and Garcin's "Hell is other people" revelation from the end of No Exit.
It was the first time I'd been able to remember all the lines, but my mouth went dry about halfway through. So it was hard to pronounce...
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It was the first time I'd been able to remember all the lines, but my mouth went dry about halfway through. So it was hard to pronounce...
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gasmaskboy:
Whatever, dude I like you. LOL
if I could chill out with you I'd bug you prolly every day.
well ok maybe not every day because I always forget to call my friends anyway.
but none the less we would be playing video games and spouting out nonsense all day long at coffee shops for sure.
It really doesn't matter cuz you know....
even if you were perfect and always said the right thing at the right time someone would hate you and think yer an asshole anyway.
Cuz people always have issues that need to be taken out on someone else so they can feel ok about it.
So feel proud that you're helping out many insecure people deal with the trauma they have inflicted upon themselves.
8 D
if I could chill out with you I'd bug you prolly every day.
well ok maybe not every day because I always forget to call my friends anyway.
but none the less we would be playing video games and spouting out nonsense all day long at coffee shops for sure.
It really doesn't matter cuz you know....
even if you were perfect and always said the right thing at the right time someone would hate you and think yer an asshole anyway.
Cuz people always have issues that need to be taken out on someone else so they can feel ok about it.
So feel proud that you're helping out many insecure people deal with the trauma they have inflicted upon themselves.
8 D
fentopal:
Meh... people suck.
Especially those who pre-judge you only because you're not prone to speaking out. The majority of them probably only speak up so they can hear their own voice.
Especially those who pre-judge you only because you're not prone to speaking out. The majority of them probably only speak up so they can hear their own voice.
From an instant message conversation I just had (me=trentinchains):
Trentinchains: Which proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that breasts are made out of kryptonite.
EdekBa69: You live in your own little world, don't you?
Trentinchains: I prefer to think of it less as "my own" and more as "nobody else's".
Trentinchains: Which proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that breasts are made out of kryptonite.
EdekBa69: You live in your own little world, don't you?
Trentinchains: I prefer to think of it less as "my own" and more as "nobody else's".
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clara:
My bosoms didn't work on this latest snowfall either.
clara:
Or I could offer them all cookies if they'll do the shoveling.
IT'S BRIBERY!
IT'S BRIBERY!
I should be studying for finals. But here I am, goofing off again.
In other news: I no longer believe that Paris Hilton is real. I'm hoping her new state of non-existence will put a stop to the "Paris Hilton Exposed" spam I get forty times a day.
it probably wont
In other news: I no longer believe that Paris Hilton is real. I'm hoping her new state of non-existence will put a stop to the "Paris Hilton Exposed" spam I get forty times a day.
it probably wont