...whoa.
I go to Vegas for two days and when I come back, there's a bunch of new stuff on the site. Man, oh, man.
Vegas was fun. For a first trip, it was near excellent.
I spent the entire time gambling, walking, or eating pizza (it was four out of my five meals, baby!).
No booze or boobs for me.
But I managed to double my money, plus an extra ten for good measure.
So that rocked.
A little advice: Always keep your lucky Ninja Turtle mini-figures out in the open. It helps the good luck vibes find you. When you put them in the wall safe to guard your stuff, they lose their mojo.
(And be sure to get your classic Star Trek phaser.
)
edit: A little more about my Vegas trip that I forgot to include.
Five different celebrities took my money. Damn you Elvis, Marilyn Monroe, James Dean, Lucille Ball, and The Munsters!
I only got carded in the casinos twice. Both times occured within the same half hour during the second night there. See, beforehand, I'd been in eight different casinos, playing for at least an hour in each one. When I won my $500 jackpot, the guy just gave me the money, no questions asked. But when I asked a waitress for some orange juice, she wanted to see my I.D. Then, when I went to cash in my remaining three dollars in quarters, the cashier asked for my I.D.
Apparently, in Vegas, minors can't drink orange juice.
I should've won $400 more. The machine said if I got a combination of red, white, and blue sevens, I won. Well, I got a combination of a blue, a white, and a red seven. Only I didn't win. The guy next to me told me I had to get red, white, and blue, in that exact order. My inner Strong Bad kicked in and I yelled at the machine (in front of two other people), "Why, you son of a crap for crap!!" And then I left.
I go to Vegas for two days and when I come back, there's a bunch of new stuff on the site. Man, oh, man.
Vegas was fun. For a first trip, it was near excellent.
I spent the entire time gambling, walking, or eating pizza (it was four out of my five meals, baby!).
No booze or boobs for me.
But I managed to double my money, plus an extra ten for good measure.
So that rocked.
A little advice: Always keep your lucky Ninja Turtle mini-figures out in the open. It helps the good luck vibes find you. When you put them in the wall safe to guard your stuff, they lose their mojo.
(And be sure to get your classic Star Trek phaser.
)
edit: A little more about my Vegas trip that I forgot to include.
Five different celebrities took my money. Damn you Elvis, Marilyn Monroe, James Dean, Lucille Ball, and The Munsters!
I only got carded in the casinos twice. Both times occured within the same half hour during the second night there. See, beforehand, I'd been in eight different casinos, playing for at least an hour in each one. When I won my $500 jackpot, the guy just gave me the money, no questions asked. But when I asked a waitress for some orange juice, she wanted to see my I.D. Then, when I went to cash in my remaining three dollars in quarters, the cashier asked for my I.D.
Apparently, in Vegas, minors can't drink orange juice.
I should've won $400 more. The machine said if I got a combination of red, white, and blue sevens, I won. Well, I got a combination of a blue, a white, and a red seven. Only I didn't win. The guy next to me told me I had to get red, white, and blue, in that exact order. My inner Strong Bad kicked in and I yelled at the machine (in front of two other people), "Why, you son of a crap for crap!!" And then I left.
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clara:
You don't recognize Daisy Duke?!? 
tinfoilhalo:
Whenever I went to Vegas or Reno I always either broke even or LOST money . Your Turtle must have special mystical powers . Guard it well .