Monday Apr 14, 2003

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I've decided to paint my front door to look like a window.
That way, I can shoot anyone who comes in. 'Cause they must be a thief.

Normal people don't come in through windows.
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tinfoilhalo:
I can't seem to get my Time/Space warping device to work properly . Every time I try to test it on my feeble minded monkey neighbors , they wind up inside out and all over the place just like in "The Fly" . puke

I guess if you wanna go see House Of 1000 Corpses you'll have to use your jet pack . Sorry , I know the price of jet pack fuel is a bitch these days . surreal

P.S. You've been busted!!!! Cherry has caught on to your little scheme . eeek

[Edited on Apr 15, 2003]
tinfoilhalo:
So YOU'RE the one who killed Undergrad....I'll give you points just for that !!! He was always spouting off some B.S. about creating a race of super -intelligent ninja monkey cyborgs as a means to overthrow the planet . Idiot!!!! Everybody knows that the only super intelligent ninja monkey cyborg is ME!!!! mad I was trying to take him down for years . I even tried lawyers and a copyright infringement suit . Kudo's for the building dropping , that was a nice touch .

Well , I've got a coupon for a free overhaul at "Jet Packs and Stuff" if you want to use it . Awwww...crap . The Chimp Signal is going off . I gotta go deal out some tough monkey justice to the forces of bad . Catch ya' later . biggrin

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