hastwothumbs

It occured to me that I haven't written any bad poetry in my journal. So I figured it was about time to do so.
Then I remembered that I have, in fact, written a poem before. So I'll just copy and paste it, instead of writing a new one (since I'm a lazy bastard).

"Butt"

A stupid journal entry
Is being read by you.
It's wasting all your free time
With mullybullyloo.

Ain't no poem as dope as this,
It's just so fresh and clean.
Veronica's vagina
Wallpaper's my screen.


It was funnier when Erin was Veronica, I guess.
And I'm still not sure if that's the correct punctuation on "wallpaper's..." Ah, well.