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Sunday Apr 06, 2003

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My good buddy DefunctJunk has it pretty bad right now.

He recently got an infection in his wiener, which caused his pee-hole to shrink to the size of a pencil tip.
So, earlier this morning, he had a catheter inserted into his peen. And it hurts a lot. He has Vicodin, but won't take them because they contipate him. So he's in a lot of pain, what with having several inches of tubing jammed up his urethra.

But he's a trooper. He refuses to let this get him down.

So go show him some love.
Tell him your ol' pal AdamsFunkyPeen sent you. If you do, you get a free order of fries and a raffle ticket to win one of three unique, one-of-a-kind life-size Mr. T statues scuplted by my mom.
gasmaskboy:
Yeha I saw that dexter's lab...
and no I didn't do everything in Zelda that would take forever... I just played the game straight through....
I normaly just play a game and then do all the extra stuff after...
Apr 6, 2003

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