Login
Forgot Password?

OR

Login with Google Login with Twitter Login with Facebook
  • Join
  • Profiles
  • Groups
  • SuicideGirls
  • Photos
  • Videos
  • Shop
Vital Stats

hastwothumbs

Los Angeles

Member Since 2002

Followers 23 Following 31

  • Everything
  • Photos
  • Video
  • Blogs
  • Groups
  • From Others

Tuesday Dec 07, 2004

Dec 6, 2004
0
  • Facebook
  • Tweet
  • Email
It must be the holiday season, as I once again have a sudden, inexplicable urge to buy the latest electronic gadgets. robot

I already broke down and purchased an mp3 player (Creative Nomad Jukebox Zen Xtra; I laugh at your iPod!). The only problem is, while it's nice to have instant access to my (ridiculously) large music collection, I don't really need it. I don't go anywhere, so it's not like I'm using it to entertain myself during long trips and/or periods of waiting. The only time I even use it is when I'm in a room where I can't hear the stereo. So it's just this frivolous device I own.

Now I have my eye on a digital camera; which, once again, is a device I don't need and have no real use for. Honestly, what would I use a digital camera for? Updating my profile picture? That's about it. And it's not like it makes much difference if the four people who read my journal know that my hair is longer.

Which it is. Related anecdote: I went to a wedding recently. Since I don't own a suit, I wore a fancy sweater and tie. As I adjusted the tie in the mirror I thought that I looked like a gay 19th-century British schoolboy.

Oh, yeah. That's hawt. whatever

Unrelated anecdote: I recently applied for a job at an animal hospital. The doctor whom interviewed me was this prim and proper, slightly uptight Japanese man. As the interview went on, I got the distinct impression that he was not impressed by me and, as such, would definitely not hire me. So I got progessively more nervous. Then, when he told me he'd notify me of his decision at the end of the week, I blurted out "Excellent!"

Damn you, Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure. One day you will be the end of me. skull
tinfoilhalo:
The only time using "Excellent" in normal everyday speech should be considered acceptable is A) If you can somehow replicate the guitar solo noise that follows the Bill & Ted version , or B) If it's done with an evil grin , wringing of the hands , and said like Montgomery Burns from the Simpsons . wink

I too have this urge to buy useless electronic gadgets , but I am able to fight this terrible urge with my powerful lack of finances . confused

[Edited on Dec 07, 2004 3:27AM]
Dec 6, 2004

More Blogs

  • 07.21.19
    2

    See, my problem is that I'm a super creep.

    But I recognize that I'm a super creep and want to stop being a sup…
  • 07.18.19
    0

    Bummed I couldn't make San Diego Comic Con. It's one of the few times…

  • 07.14.19
    0

    It's Like Back To The Future... kinda

    Sometimes I wonder if 20-year-old me would be okay with turning int…
  • 07.12.19
    0

    No one ever told me that as I get older my chest and facial hair woul…

  • 07.01.19
    0

    Inspired by a thread in the Music group, here's an infodump of all th…

    black midi Rose Elinor Dougall Camp Cope The Beths N…
  • 07.01.19
    0

    Inspired by a thread in the Music group, here's an infodump of all th…

  • 11.23.18
    0

    Blackheart Burlesque at Ventura Majestic Theater

    So I've been a member of this site since April of 2002, with a few…
  • 05.27.14
    0

    Oh, my.

    Well, hey, there, the website SuicideGirls. It's been a while. You'…
  • 01.10.07
    1

    Wednesday Jan 10, 2007

    Haikus. 1. Where is your cell phone? Oh, radiation Please don't …
  • 08.14.06
    1

    Monday Aug 14, 2006

    A few more stories from the workplace just to prove that I'm not, if …

We at SuicideGirls have been celebrating alternative pin-up girls for:

23
years
9
months
18
days
  • 5,509,826 fans
  • 41,393 fans
  • 10,327,617 followers
  • 4,593 SuicideGirls
  • 1,118,090 followers
  • 14,927,418 photos
  • 321,315 followers
  • 61,409,367 comments
  • Join
  • Profiles
  • Groups
  • Photos
  • Videos
  • Shop
  • Help
  • About
  • Press
  • LIVE

Legal/Tos | DMCA | Privacy Policy | 18 U.S.C. 2257 Record-Keeping Requirements Compliance Statement | Contact Us | Vendo Payment Support
©SuicideGirls 2001-2025

Press enter to search
Fast Hi-res

Click here to join & see it all...

Crop your photo