hastwothumbs

I'm afraid that I just don't believe this . I'm no expert in the field or anything , but if comic books have taught me anything it's that cosmic radiation always turns normal humans into giant rock monsters or super stretchy people or something . Since we are just normal hairless monkeys it CAN'T be true . Right ?

I guess it IS possible that there were radioactive super monkeys back in pre-history when this event transpired . Then those super powered monkeys were in turn defeated by evil super intelligent hyper-monkeys . Those super intelligent hyper-monkeys in turn became us . We are the spawn of evil genius super monkey villains .

Who knew that all of those stories about Gorilla Grodd in Flash were actually based on TRUE stories .