Why I Am A Loser - Reason 728
I went to a friend's party last night. Not being one for parties, I spent the first half drinking alone in a corner and the second half playing Halo.
Around one, this drunk girl sat next to me and we started talking. It was mostly just small talk and bullshit about games. All the while I played Halo. The more we talked the more she drank and by two she was pretty hammered. And then this brilliant piece of conversation occured:
Girl: "So you want to come back to my place? I know some other games we could play."
Me: "Yeah, sure. Just let me finish this level first."
We didn't say much after that. Then she got up and I figured she was just getting another beer. But by the time I finished the level she had left with some other dude.
Oh, well.
I went to a friend's party last night. Not being one for parties, I spent the first half drinking alone in a corner and the second half playing Halo.
Around one, this drunk girl sat next to me and we started talking. It was mostly just small talk and bullshit about games. All the while I played Halo. The more we talked the more she drank and by two she was pretty hammered. And then this brilliant piece of conversation occured:
Girl: "So you want to come back to my place? I know some other games we could play."
Me: "Yeah, sure. Just let me finish this level first."
We didn't say much after that. Then she got up and I figured she was just getting another beer. But by the time I finished the level she had left with some other dude.
Oh, well.
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I hope you're limber , because I must now command you to kick yourself in the ass until you learn your lesson . The lesson is this...GIRLS are more fun to play with than video games...with the possible exception of GTA:Vice City .