hastwothumbs

Was at a restaurant the other day. Place was kinda busy, but mainly because there were only three waiters. The party next to us (four 14-year-olds on a double date) were about to leave and I overheard their conversation with the waiter ( as close as I can remember):

Waiter: Yes?
Girl: It's busy tonight, huh?
Waiter: Yeah, yes. We're really understaffed tonight.
Girl: Yeah, you must be. 'Cause we've been trying to get your attention for ten minutes now.
Waiter: (sincere) Oh! I'm sorry. I yelled at the manager never to let this happen again. I'm running around, doing the best I can...
Girl: (interrupting) Right.
Waiter: ...to please everyone here. And it's bad when it's like this. It's not fair to me, it's fair to you guys.
Girl: (in the most condescending tone I've ever heard) No, it's NOT fair to us. Now we need the check.
Waiter: Alright, ma'am. Right away.

Then when he left, they started making fun of him for being Mexican.

People. Huhn.