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Monday Jul 12, 2004

Jul 12, 2004
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More proof that I'm a big, dorky geek of a nerd.

Usually at work there are two kennel attendants to take care of stuff. But today, for some reason, I was scheduled to be there by myself for about four hours.

This meant that any time I left the kennel, I had to take a walkie-talkie along with me in case the front desk needed to get in touch with me. Since today was pretty busy in terms of dogs coming in or going home, I couldn't go twenty minutes without being called onthe walkie-talkie. So, after getting fed up with not being able to get anything done, I started having conversations like this:

Desk: "Hello?"
Me: "Alpha base, this is Bionic Commando. I read you, Alpha Base."
Desk: "Uh, can you come up front to get a boarder?"
Me: "That's a 10-4, Alpha Base. Will re-con with Agent Bark Bark upon completion of Operation: Give A Dog A Bath. Bionic Commando out, over."

Everyone looks at me funny now. robot
VIEW 5 of 5 COMMENTS
opahl:
Stopped talking to you? Don't take it so personally, I stopped talking to everyone. wink
Jul 15, 2004
clara:
Or if they have stolen my identity they've been paying the bills.

What? It could happen.
Jul 15, 2004

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