"I'm not a misogynist, I'm a misanthrope. There is a difference."
"Your rock star angst is wonderful. I love you."
"Then prove your love by killing the next person whom speaks to me."
"Even if it's me?"
"Yes."
"But if I'm dead, we can't have sex."
"Sure we can. It won't be a problem until rigor mortis sets in. And by then I'll have been long done with you."
"Your rock star angst is wonderful. I love you."
"Then prove your love by killing the next person whom speaks to me."
"Even if it's me?"
"Yes."
"But if I'm dead, we can't have sex."
"Sure we can. It won't be a problem until rigor mortis sets in. And by then I'll have been long done with you."
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hastwothumbs:
Whoa. Both those posts were made at the exact same time. 
clara:
They must have been at least a few seconds apart because I remember seeing that there was one before I started typing. Why do I remember that? I dunno.