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New Year's was a little dull. I just played video games with my drunk friends, staying sober myself because I knew I had to drive home later. Which is fine, 'cause I'm not a drinker, anyway.

I prefer my liquid substances on tiny paper squares.

Finally saw Return of the King yesterday and didn't much care for it.
It seems like all the movies follow the same pattern --> First hour and a half of various plots being squished together + second hour and a half of orcs arriving at some castle, kicking ass, and then being defeated after the cavalry shows up + last ten-thirty minutes showing what happened in the next few days = Lord of the Rings.
Or maybe I'm just missing something.

Although, the ghost army was truly bad ass, I tell you what.

Another thing that stuck out at the movies was the trailer for Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow (I think that's the title). In it, Angelina Jolie plays an eyepatch wearing, British fighter pilot.
I dig girls with tattoos and an eye patch or two, but I can't handle fake British accents. They bug me.

Man, the New Year is starting off with negativity. That's no good.

I know what'll solve that!


GO, BANANAS, GO!