hastwothumbs

i am... straight, white male with no ambitions or skills; half-ugly; brown hair/eyes; five foot eight, 150; slightly paranoid, self-conscious, and not as funny as I'd like to think I am; a virgin that hasn't kissed a girl or even gone on a date yet; happiest when alone; an awkward conversationalist
i am into... comic books, video games, toys (of the action figure variety), cartoons, surrealism, Beagles, professional wrestling, amphetamines, using outdated slang, ninjas and karate
i am looking for... a punk/goth girl who doesn't mind that I wear the same pair of jeans and a different t-shirt every day, who thinks it's hilarious when someone gets hit in the face with a pie, who won't mind my hairy butt, who is smarter than me and will make me feel stupid (but in a good way)