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Monday Jun 02, 2003

Jun 2, 2003
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Crazy actor guy struck again tonight!

His performance tonight went above and beyond the limits of all sanity. He started off with another portion of the infamous video and then gave a ten minute "speech."

The video consisted of him (in the black unitard) and two other guys (one in a black unitard, one in black bike shorts) running around and posing with a girl (in a black unitard) gave a dramatic reading of some speech. The best part is that the volume control broke, so we had to watch the movie in total silence.
It started off with the guys standing in a triangle formation. Crazy actor guy got on his back and started moving his legs in a scissor formation. Bike short guy stood in the back and moved his arms from side to side, like a clock... whatever that thing is called that non-electric clocks use to move the gears.
Then the other three actors huddled together WHILE CRAZY ACTOR GUY RAN AROUND THEM FOUR TIMES!! It was funnier-looking than it sounds; several people in the class had to fight laughing.
The rest of the video consisted of the three guys pretty much dry humping the girl.
Another great moment is when crazy actor guy got on his hands and knees and bike short guy laid on top of him (facing the ceiling). Then, bike short guy spread his legs and the girl stood between them, right up against his junk, delivering her speech.

Crazy actor guy read to us a little of what she was saying; it was all about God and death.

It was nuts.

But as crazy as the video was, the presentation afterwards was just... oh, man...
He started off pretty normal. He read a few quotes, a poem or two, and parts of plays. None of it had anything to do with the course or the project. He's done this before. But the more he read, the further off-topic he got. And the best part was that it was just one long string of non-sequitors.
Highlights include (EXACT QUOTES, I swear):

(He holds a picture of a little girl.)
"This girl was killed recently. She was taken out of state, so it's a federal case now. This is relevant because this is a children's literature class."

(He holds up the text book for the course and flips to the back.)
"Harry Potter is on page 556-558, a picture on page 124. (Then he holds up a diagram he printed out.) But what's really important is this, the nutrition pyramid from ten years ago as opposed to the nutrition pyramid of today. You can see how it's changed."
This one was my favorite. The way he went from the one topic to the second was seamless.

The teacher actually told him to stop giving his presentation!
He said he'd finish up, then went on for another five minutes.

I wish I could remember more. I don't feel as though I'm properly showing just how off the chart insane this was.

He has to be utterly insane. He has to be. There's no other way to explain what he did.
There's no way he could be that clueless.

And I finally asked him for a copy of the video. He said he didn't know how to make one. So I asked to borrow it so I could make one. But he said he needed it for other presentations he was giving. So that sucks. frown

He's mad, I tell you! Mad!
VIEW 3 of 3 COMMENTS
cereal_killer:
Good Christ Man!
What is this crazy dancing fools deal??
Harry Potter and the food pyramid... who'da thunk it?
You must follow him home, break into his house and steal this video to make many copies to sell on the black market comedy scene... you'd make millions! Millions I tell you Millions!!
Jun 3, 2003
opahl:
OMG! That's pure insanity! I wish I could see this! I'm moving to California RIGHT NOW and I'm going to sneak into your class!
Jun 3, 2003

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