Today's entry of "Strange and Crappy Short Story Bonanza" is pretty bad. Well, okay, worse than usual...
Hello, Mister Shakespeare, Shakespeare wrote. Hows it going? Oh, thats right, Im you, so I know its going fine. Im writing this to you because my therapist says it would be good for me. When you put thoughts to paper it creates a physical entity to focus on....
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Hello, Mister Shakespeare, Shakespeare wrote. Hows it going? Oh, thats right, Im you, so I know its going fine. Im writing this to you because my therapist says it would be good for me. When you put thoughts to paper it creates a physical entity to focus on....
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"Strange and Crappy Short Story Bonanza" entry number ten.
Time and Space were playing chess when Velocity unexpectedly showed up. Drunk out of its mind, Velocity wanted to join the game. However, since chess does not favor those with more than one friend, Velocity had to wait until the current game was concluded, whereupon he would challenge the winner.
So Velocity sat on the couch...
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Time and Space were playing chess when Velocity unexpectedly showed up. Drunk out of its mind, Velocity wanted to join the game. However, since chess does not favor those with more than one friend, Velocity had to wait until the current game was concluded, whereupon he would challenge the winner.
So Velocity sat on the couch...
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tinfoilhalo:
Yep . That's what you get for watching ping-pong . 
Strange and Crappy Short Story Bonanza brings you story nine, which is either a second-person narrative or a glimpse into the future. I still haven't decided.
You have two eyes, a nose, and a mouth, most likely. Right now, youre staring at some letters. Alphabet letters, not mail letters. There IS a difference.
When you stop reading this, youre going to walk over to the...
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You have two eyes, a nose, and a mouth, most likely. Right now, youre staring at some letters. Alphabet letters, not mail letters. There IS a difference.
When you stop reading this, youre going to walk over to the...
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tinfoilhalo:
I think I've met that homeless guy before . He told me Abe Lincoln was from the planet Wurgon 5 , and he wore that big-ass hat to cover his antenna . 
I've decided to continue doing "Strange and Crappy Short Story Week." But now it's "Strange and Crappy Short Story Bonanza." Same deal: a free form story each day. The only difference is that SCSSB wants to eat your brains.
Volcano Joe was an actual volcano. He used to be called Timeohotep and worshipped as a god of war by a primitive tribe of hunter/gatherers. It...
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Volcano Joe was an actual volcano. He used to be called Timeohotep and worshipped as a god of war by a primitive tribe of hunter/gatherers. It...
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gasmaskboy:
\m/
debrajean:
hahaha, both!!!! it's better that way.
"Strange Crap in Short Story Form Week" kicks you in the face with number seven, marking a full week of stories.
"I have no choice in the matter," was the inmates final statement. A brave man all his life, he would not let himself be defeated by something as trivial as execution. In fact, so impressed by his own stoicism was he that he silently...
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"I have no choice in the matter," was the inmates final statement. A brave man all his life, he would not let himself be defeated by something as trivial as execution. In fact, so impressed by his own stoicism was he that he silently...
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tinfoilhalo:
You should change the name of this to "Cool & Unusual Short Story Bonanza" . 
The moral of the story..."Inflexibility and/or unwilligness to adapt shall eventually lead to one's ultimate demise"...or "Politicians are ALL criminals and should be imprisoned and executed" The latter sounds more fitting .
The moral of the story..."Inflexibility and/or unwilligness to adapt shall eventually lead to one's ultimate demise"...or "Politicians are ALL criminals and should be imprisoned and executed" The latter sounds more fitting .
fentopal:
He did love her, honest he did. But he also loved pastrami. He wondered what was the difference between the two loves and decided that pastrami-love is totally dependent on his deli, while wife-love is totally dependent on her menstrual cycle and/or sweater tightness.
Your stories are always choc-full of great little moments like that one.
Your stories are always choc-full of great little moments like that one.
"Strangely Crappy Short Story Week" just will not die, despite a shortage of ideas and a surplus of lazy. Number six:
Theres no rest for the wicked here, thought the burning hotel.
As vagabonds and street pimps rushed to escape the flames, the surrounding buildings grew jealous of the attention being given to the hotel. Almost in unison, they caught fire, as well.
Thatll show...
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Theres no rest for the wicked here, thought the burning hotel.
As vagabonds and street pimps rushed to escape the flames, the surrounding buildings grew jealous of the attention being given to the hotel. Almost in unison, they caught fire, as well.
Thatll show...
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"Strange, Crappy Short Story Week" seems to have lasted longer than I thought. I figured I'd get bored of it by now and just stop. But, nope. Here I am with another strange and crappy story.
Although, I am getting lazier. This one is kinda incomplete. What it this, number five? Six?
Giant robots love to fight each other. Its the first law of being...
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Although, I am getting lazier. This one is kinda incomplete. What it this, number five? Six?
Giant robots love to fight each other. Its the first law of being...
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tinfoilhalo:
The Turkey rebellion has been CRUSHED . They should not become much of a threat until around next Thanksgiving . They get surly around that time of the year for obvious reasons . So you can lower the defenses of the West Coast Turkey Brigade...a little . You never know with those crafty birds . That should give you some spare time to create more bosom rich tales of valor .
Strange and Crappy Short Story Week continues with number four.
Eight women once gathered together to discuss the meaning of life. It was a great debate, followed by a pleasant luncheon. Nothing was accomplished, which everyone expected from the start. A wise man once said, Only a fool tries to solve the universes crossword puzzle. To which a fool replied, And only a wise man...
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Eight women once gathered together to discuss the meaning of life. It was a great debate, followed by a pleasant luncheon. Nothing was accomplished, which everyone expected from the start. A wise man once said, Only a fool tries to solve the universes crossword puzzle. To which a fool replied, And only a wise man...
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tinfoilhalo:
You don't really see enough stories based on the bosom nowadays . THAT is a shame . Well , I for one , thought that was a most entertaining and precautionary tale of what can happen if bosoms are used for evil . VIVA LA BOOBS!!!!
fentopal:
Beatrice Derento's bra through a milk-soaked blouse? Man, I always miss out on the cool stuff.
Strange and Guaranteedidly Crappy Short Story Week. Blah, blah, blah, and here's number three.
Germs dont have a sense of humor is the plainest summation of Brevek Verrangs teachings. Brevek himself never knew any germs, but he knew people who knew people that knew germs. Most of these people were either ancient Greeks or space aliens. Critics across the centuries have wondered why Brevek would...
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Germs dont have a sense of humor is the plainest summation of Brevek Verrangs teachings. Brevek himself never knew any germs, but he knew people who knew people that knew germs. Most of these people were either ancient Greeks or space aliens. Critics across the centuries have wondered why Brevek would...
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solumchild:
Hey, u commented on an entry I put up last month, i have been out of town and unable to reach a computer. I just wanted to say thank you for actually getting waht i was saying and sharing with me some insight. hope to continue to talk with you.
"Strange and Most Likely Crappy Short Story Week" continues with story number two...
Cartoons play in the background as the children eat their sugar-based cereal. The cartoons, try as best they can to make getting shot in the face entertaining, are ignored by the children and the surrounding adults. The adults are silent, waiting for the children to speak up. But the children play the...
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Cartoons play in the background as the children eat their sugar-based cereal. The cartoons, try as best they can to make getting shot in the face entertaining, are ignored by the children and the surrounding adults. The adults are silent, waiting for the children to speak up. But the children play the...
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Since my life is dreadfully boring right now, I'm going to dedicate the next week or so to free form short stories. Whatever crappy tale that pops into my head that day will be broadcast here, live and unedited ('cause I'm lazy).
I hereby declare it to be...
STRANGE AND MOST LIKELY CRAPPY SHORT STORY WEEK.
uh...
OF DANGER
.
Story the first:
The sign...
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I hereby declare it to be...
STRANGE AND MOST LIKELY CRAPPY SHORT STORY WEEK.
uh...
OF DANGER
.
Story the first:
The sign...
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clara:
Trite adages noted.
tinfoilhalo:
I've only read one of Harlan Ellison's books , but it was pretty cool . It was called "Angry Candy" and was a collection of short stories . Some stories worth mentioning are "Paladin Of The Lost Hour" , "Broken Glass" , and "The Region Between" . The Region Between specifically is really good in a warped and confusing kind of way ( I think it was written in a way that was meant to be confusing though ) . If you get a chance , check it out .
New Year's was a little dull. I just played video games with my drunk friends, staying sober myself because I knew I had to drive home later. Which is fine, 'cause I'm not a drinker, anyway.
I prefer my liquid substances on tiny paper squares.
Finally saw Return of the King yesterday and didn't much care for it.
It seems like all the movies follow...
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I prefer my liquid substances on tiny paper squares.
Finally saw Return of the King yesterday and didn't much care for it.
It seems like all the movies follow...
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clara:
Wooo-hooo!!!!!
I'm totally not stalking you at all.
I'm totally not stalking you at all.
tinfoilhalo:
You didn't like ROTK ? I thought it was pretty cool . I do agree that the last two movies were kinda' similar though . The giant elephants and flying dragons laying the smack down on Minas Tirith(SP?) was pretty awsome . The ghost army effing ROCKED!!!!!
My New Years Eve was spent alone with the DEATH FLU ravaging my body . WOOOO-HOOOO!!!!! Phhhh....
My New Years Eve was spent alone with the DEATH FLU ravaging my body . WOOOO-HOOOO!!!!! Phhhh....