I spent the fourth of July watching a Twilight Zone marathon and eating Cocoa Puffs by myself.
Is there anything more punk rock than that? I think not.
There's a group of dogs boarding at the animal hospital I work at. It's not unusual for dogs to board there, but this particular situation is a little different than most. This "family" consists of three dachshunds...
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Is there anything more punk rock than that? I think not.
There's a group of dogs boarding at the animal hospital I work at. It's not unusual for dogs to board there, but this particular situation is a little different than most. This "family" consists of three dachshunds...
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Simply: Outer space is awesome. 
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clara:
I thought Inner Space was awesome. Either I'm now president of the club or I'm not allowed to join.
norritt:
agreed
There's a calendar at work that nobody really uses. Sometimes someone will write "this person goes home early" or "this person on vacation" in the various dates but for the most part it's empty.
So I wrote that one of the days was "Black Hole Appreciation Day." I thought it was funny in a dumb way and that no one would really pay attention to...
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So I wrote that one of the days was "Black Hole Appreciation Day." I thought it was funny in a dumb way and that no one would really pay attention to...
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tinfoilhalo:
EVERY day should be black hole appreciation day . 
Maybe next time you should put Cosmic Gravitational Anomaly appreciation day , so as to avoid any confusion .
Maybe next time you should put Cosmic Gravitational Anomaly appreciation day , so as to avoid any confusion .
clara:
But bees don't sting flowers. And my mom beat you to it anyway.
Jerk.
Jerk.
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cereal_killer:
nothing like a radioactive spidey piss cocktail... cures what ails ya!
tinfoilhalo:
The second one was even funnier than the first .
In lieu of anything else to talk about, since my life is dreadfully boring, I'm going to review the comic books I bought this week. Hopefully, it'll be entertaining.
Keep in mind, though: I'm not a very sophisticated reader. In fact, I suffer from a mild case of ADHD and the common affliction known as "If It Has Breasts I Think It's Great" Syndrome. So...
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Keep in mind, though: I'm not a very sophisticated reader. In fact, I suffer from a mild case of ADHD and the common affliction known as "If It Has Breasts I Think It's Great" Syndrome. So...
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tinfoilhalo:
I only read the first review because I haven't been able to get to my comic book shop for awhile and pick up my stash . I likes to avoid spoilers if possible , and you have quite a few titles that I regularly read listed .
As far as the Amazing Spider Man review goes , I agree completely . I've never felt that John Romita Jr.'s art style fit Spidey very well . He's more suited for darker , grittier , characters like The Punisher or Daredevil . I welcome ANY new artist . Now as for JMS's writing... I really enjoyed his first story arc with the old guy with spider powers and the seemingly unstoppable villain . That was pretty good stuff . I also liked the storyline where Spidey teamed up with Loki , just for the sheer strangeness of the team up . It was kinda' funny seeing Spider Man completely out of his league . Most of the rest of the stories just didn't seem to fit the character very well . And YES the villains are usually pretty sucky . I wish JMS would do a story with some of Spidey's classic rogue's gallery villains . THAT would be cool . I'd like to see his take on pretty much any of them .
Hopefully this weekend I'll get to pick up my books . Then I might be able to talk more about Astonishing X-Men , Conan , Authority , and Wanted . I'm especially psyched for Wanted . It seems that it may finally fill the void left by the end of Preacher .
As far as the Amazing Spider Man review goes , I agree completely . I've never felt that John Romita Jr.'s art style fit Spidey very well . He's more suited for darker , grittier , characters like The Punisher or Daredevil . I welcome ANY new artist . Now as for JMS's writing... I really enjoyed his first story arc with the old guy with spider powers and the seemingly unstoppable villain . That was pretty good stuff . I also liked the storyline where Spidey teamed up with Loki , just for the sheer strangeness of the team up . It was kinda' funny seeing Spider Man completely out of his league . Most of the rest of the stories just didn't seem to fit the character very well . And YES the villains are usually pretty sucky . I wish JMS would do a story with some of Spidey's classic rogue's gallery villains . THAT would be cool . I'd like to see his take on pretty much any of them .
Hopefully this weekend I'll get to pick up my books . Then I might be able to talk more about Astonishing X-Men , Conan , Authority , and Wanted . I'm especially psyched for Wanted . It seems that it may finally fill the void left by the end of Preacher .
There's an interesting article at Space.com about two black holes that inhabit the same galaxy. This is the first "two hole" galaxy that science has discovered.
The best part is: They're slowly closing in on one another and will eventually collide.
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"They are now spiraling towards each other," [Stefanie Komossa of the Max Planck Institute for Extraterrestrial Physics] said of that future event. "The...
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The best part is: They're slowly closing in on one another and will eventually collide.
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"They are now spiraling towards each other," [Stefanie Komossa of the Max Planck Institute for Extraterrestrial Physics] said of that future event. "The...
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tinfoilhalo:
If a filling in your tooth is the only thing holding you back , I say LOSE THE TOOTH . You can get a fake tooth for social events and such . If you REALLY want to be part of the space program and you have the intelligence and required skills to do it , you shouldn't let something that small and insignificant stop you .
If NASA still won't accept you , there are private firms now that are researching the development of their own space travel programs . I'm sure that they would welcome somebody who had the desire to advance their research . Hell , even go to Russia . If you had like two hundred bucks saved up you could buy your own CITY over there . They might be more receptive than you think . Who knows ?
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If NASA still won't accept you , there are private firms now that are researching the development of their own space travel programs . I'm sure that they would welcome somebody who had the desire to advance their research . Hell , even go to Russia . If you had like two hundred bucks saved up you could buy your own CITY over there . They might be more receptive than you think . Who knows ?
[Edited on Jun 21, 2004 8:20PM]
clara:
It sure would be nice if he was giving us all that money. We only have dibs on $10,000. And he owes us more than that if he were being fair.
Today I met the girl I'll soon be taking over for at work, as she's moving away in two months. We were both covering other people's shifts, so we pretty much spent the day together.
So of course I develop a crush on her. Dammit.
So of course I develop a crush on her. Dammit.
clara:
You could at least practice talking to her and ask her out for dinner or something. The fact that she's leaving soon should take the pressure off. Because who cares if you say or do something dumb if she's leaving and never coming back?
tinfoilhalo:
My curse for falling for girls that I'll probably never see again is LEGENDARY...and apparently contagious . Clara's right ( AGAIN . Damn , that girl's quite the brainiac ) . You might as well give it a shot . Wise man say " Sometimes you can gain the most when you have nothing to lose " . 
So for the past few weeks I've been busting my ass at my new job as kennel attendant in an animal hospital. It's basically a janitorial position, but I also get to play with all sorts of dogs and cats. So I'm content, even if the pay sucks.
Other than that, I don't leave the house because I still don't have any friends and make...
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Other than that, I don't leave the house because I still don't have any friends and make...
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tinfoilhalo:
If I could make enough money to live while working at home , I would NEVER leave . I'd have movies shipped in from Netflix , books shipped in from Amazon.com , and I've obviously GOT porn with SG . What else do you need ? Certainly not human contact . That just serves as a unneeded distraction from my movies , books , and porn .
clara:
I usually just high five my dog, but you can have one since you're developing all these close relationships with animals and we have that hermit thing in common.
*high five*
*high five*
A story I heard on the radio this morning:
A man in a wheelchair was waiting to cross the street. Only he wasn't on the curb, he was in the street next to the curb. So of course he gets hit by a car.
The driver took off, police have no leads or suspects.
The handicapped man's only injuries were two broken legs.
Is it...
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A man in a wheelchair was waiting to cross the street. Only he wasn't on the curb, he was in the street next to the curb. So of course he gets hit by a car.
The driver took off, police have no leads or suspects.
The handicapped man's only injuries were two broken legs.
Is it...
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cereal_killer:
the question is... since he was handicapped did he even feel his legs get broken? or did the paramedics have to tell him "we're sorry sir it looks like you'll never be able to walk again... both your legs have been broken."
littlequeenie:
it probably is wrong that you laughed, but I did too.
My new life slogan:
WHY WAIT, WHEN THE FUTURE CAN BE NOW?!
WHY WAIT, WHEN THE FUTURE CAN BE NOW?!
cereal_killer:
what if i'm a procrastinator???
fentopal:
Wait for it ... it's.the.fu.ture ... NOW!
No ... wait ... NOW!
No ... NOW!
No ... wait ... NOW!
No ... NOW!
There's no ailment in the world, physical or spiritual, that the music of Bauhaus can't cure.
Don't ask me how or why; just accept it for the fact it is or be crushed to death under the weight of your own life.
And by "your own life" I mean "the piano I throw at you."
Don't ask me how or why; just accept it for the fact it is or be crushed to death under the weight of your own life.
And by "your own life" I mean "the piano I throw at you."
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gasmaskboy:
LOL that is an awesome journal entry...
and No...
NO mohawks...
I'm way too faggy eurotrash to do something that cool.
sorry.
and No...
NO mohawks...
I'm way too faggy eurotrash to do something that cool.
sorry.
hastwothumbs:
I'm going to keep this entry for a while.
It's a stupid joke, but it's mine dammit.
Well, okay, I probably stole it... But still, I love it. So it's not going anywhere.
It's a stupid joke, but it's mine dammit.
Well, okay, I probably stole it... But still, I love it. So it's not going anywhere.
Okay, I'm gonna steal a little time to update this thing. Finally.
Work keeps me form having anything even remotely resembling a life. I work 12-14 hours a day, so my schedule for the past month has looked like this:
Wake up, shower/dress, go to work, come home, sleep, repeat.
No exaggeration whatsoever.
After spending all day staring at a computer screen the last thing...
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Work keeps me form having anything even remotely resembling a life. I work 12-14 hours a day, so my schedule for the past month has looked like this:
Wake up, shower/dress, go to work, come home, sleep, repeat.
No exaggeration whatsoever.
After spending all day staring at a computer screen the last thing...
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tinfoilhalo:
Ahhhh...it's fun to rip on people who can't understand you . I don't feel bad about it because I just assume that when I hear a group of people speaking in another language that they're calling me a big goofy looking jackass .
I think that you're problem in trying to get fired is that you're TRYING . From the sounds of things , people only get fired for not doing anything that would normally get them fired . Try not trying . You'll be shit-canned in no time .
I think that you're problem in trying to get fired is that you're TRYING . From the sounds of things , people only get fired for not doing anything that would normally get them fired . Try not trying . You'll be shit-canned in no time .
delusion:
Dexedrine is incredibly easy to come by. I hald been mooching it off friends for awhile and I was pretty sick of it so I made an appointment at a psychiatrists office, which is cheap if you have medical insurance. Tell the doc you've been having difficulties at work and that you feel like you are incapable of keeping up with what you are expected to do. when the questions begin, let the bullshit commence. Do a little research on what ADD is and list symptoms verbatim. when ADD testing is suggested, make sure that when you go do the test, you glance aimlessly around the room every once in awhile and miss prompts. Also, from time to time respond to prompts that arent given. (ADD is usually marked by impulse control as well) It worked for me. I have a handy bottle of 10 mg Dex that I have refilled by my regular doc whenever I want it. Never had to see the sucker psychiatrist again. Just don't use it too much cause it loses effectiveness. And don't take it after about 4 pm unless you want to sit up all night.
P.S. if you say no i'll probably beat you up.