I did the lamest thing a few days back.
At school, after I parked, I was just sitting in the car and listening to the radio, waiting until it was time to head to class. Then, this girl parks her car in the space in front of me. She was a pretty girl; nothing to sing a song about, but still pretty.
So, she leaves...
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At school, after I parked, I was just sitting in the car and listening to the radio, waiting until it was time to head to class. Then, this girl parks her car in the space in front of me. She was a pretty girl; nothing to sing a song about, but still pretty.
So, she leaves...
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I met the most beautiful girl a few days back.
She was this very pretty indie girl with long, flowing black hair. She was wearing a green and brown striped shirt that had a huge beige collar, the kind of shirt you only see on Nick-At-Nite sitcoms these days. Her pants were brown corduroy and she had gray tennis shoes.
Anyway, I was at school...
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She was this very pretty indie girl with long, flowing black hair. She was wearing a green and brown striped shirt that had a huge beige collar, the kind of shirt you only see on Nick-At-Nite sitcoms these days. Her pants were brown corduroy and she had gray tennis shoes.
Anyway, I was at school...
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artfag:
Fuck that! The next time you see her you have to stop her and talk to her man. I swear... the biggest regrets in my life was never having the balls to stop that ONE woman that made my jaw drop and stomach flop.
rawr_ima_monster:
hey, guess what? like it or not, I now heart you for putting millionaire on the boards. me likey the tony. he's like one of my heroes and stuff, and he like the BOOZE.
-yay for maakies and yat for YOU.
Dave
-yay for maakies and yat for YOU.
Dave
Just to set the record straight: I'm the one on the left.
i am... straight, white male with no ambitions or skills; half-ugly; brown hair/eyes; five foot eight, 150; slightly paranoid, self-conscious, and not as funny as I'd like to think I am; a virgin that hasn't kissed a girl or even gone on a date yet; happiest when alone; an awkward conversationalist
i am into... comic books, video games, toys (of the action figure variety), cartoons,...
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i am into... comic books, video games, toys (of the action figure variety), cartoons,...
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a35mmlife:
another la member...
*tips hat*
hello.
*tips hat*
hello.
Man, I could watch those bananas dance ALLLLLL day.
digdug:
those bananas are in pajamas!!!!!
So I had to write these short ditties for my creative writing class.
The stuff I wrote sucked, but that's because I didn't put any effort whatsoever into it.
This is what the teach wrote back to me:
There is a contradiction here and the (completely illegible). Please put more time into your work.
Then, during class, he admonished the class about turning in rushed...
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The stuff I wrote sucked, but that's because I didn't put any effort whatsoever into it.
This is what the teach wrote back to me:
There is a contradiction here and the (completely illegible). Please put more time into your work.
Then, during class, he admonished the class about turning in rushed...
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ragingwhore42:
good stuff. dr.pepper almost came out of my nose while reading this.
Good lord! *choke*
don't feel stupid.