Just a few random thoughts.
If I wrote a book, I'd begin it with: Once upon a time, in a land very far from anywhere decent, in a day that no longer exists, the Pope called for his young ward, Humphrey.
If I wrote a book, I'd end it with: And they all lived relatively content forever after.
Commercial I like: That "gellin'" Dr. Scholl's...
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If I wrote a book, I'd begin it with: Once upon a time, in a land very far from anywhere decent, in a day that no longer exists, the Pope called for his young ward, Humphrey.
If I wrote a book, I'd end it with: And they all lived relatively content forever after.
Commercial I like: That "gellin'" Dr. Scholl's...
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Eh. Complexity is over-rated.
I'm going fishin'.
See ya later, alligators!
I'm going fishin'.
See ya later, alligators!
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madness_____:
Just ran acrossed your Screen Name. I loved that fucking cartoon.
Just thought I let you know, if you cared.
Just thought I let you know, if you cared.
gasmaskboy:
personaly even though I didn't like the show very much,
I think the Bananas in Pajamas profile pic is the coolest ever,.....
I know that doesn't have much to do with Rocko's modern life.... but for some reason,....
it's what I was thinkin
I think the Bananas in Pajamas profile pic is the coolest ever,.....
I know that doesn't have much to do with Rocko's modern life.... but for some reason,....
it's what I was thinkin
Went to the monthly comic convention at The Shrine yesterday with WeSpanTime. Spent $280 on toys! Huzzah!
Here's what I bought:
Man-Thing (the Marvel character; now stop snickering)
A Japanese Edward Scissorhands
Three DC Pocket Heroes two-packs (Hal Jordan the Green Lantern/Sinestro, Aquaman/Black Manta, and Starman/Shade)
And sixteen classic G.I. Joes! (Serpentor, B.A.T., Destro, Dr. Mindbender, two Cobra Commanders [oops...], some Russain guy, Zartan, Quick...
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Here's what I bought:
Man-Thing (the Marvel character; now stop snickering)
A Japanese Edward Scissorhands
Three DC Pocket Heroes two-packs (Hal Jordan the Green Lantern/Sinestro, Aquaman/Black Manta, and Starman/Shade)
And sixteen classic G.I. Joes! (Serpentor, B.A.T., Destro, Dr. Mindbender, two Cobra Commanders [oops...], some Russain guy, Zartan, Quick...
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pureblu12225:
hehe...silly
yea I guess in the end it'll be worth the pain but damn I hate bein a whiner and right now that seems to be all I'm doin ...ugghhh
right now my room is kinda bare all my toys are packed up can't wait to bust'em out in SD oh yea
yea I guess in the end it'll be worth the pain but damn I hate bein a whiner and right now that seems to be all I'm doin ...ugghhh
right now my room is kinda bare all my toys are packed up can't wait to bust'em out in SD oh yea
damon:
i think you need to see this dance... http://etrata.home.attbi.com/flash/banana.swf
Great puppy class today.
We were teaching the dogs sit, see. The teacher tells us not to use any verbal commands, to let our body language (hand signals and the like) to let the dogs know what we want. However, she says it's okay to use non-word sounds when we don't want the dogs to do something. So since she says her favorite non-word is...
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We were teaching the dogs sit, see. The teacher tells us not to use any verbal commands, to let our body language (hand signals and the like) to let the dogs know what we want. However, she says it's okay to use non-word sounds when we don't want the dogs to do something. So since she says her favorite non-word is...
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pureblu12225:
puppy class havoc...sheesh 
so are you goin to be able to go back for more puppy training ...?
and just to let you know once again I'm so in smiles about your BIP pic
so are you goin to be able to go back for more puppy training ...?
and just to let you know once again I'm so in smiles about your BIP pic
Nothing interesting this time (and the audience replies, "as opposed to what?"). Just wanted to make a new entry.
I sent an e-mail to Strong Bad today. Subject was, "Do the ladies dig Def Leppard?"
It said:
Hey Strong Bad,
I recently purchased Def Leppard's "Pyromania" cd as an impulse buy. See, for some reason, I just really wanted to hear "Rock of Ages." But...
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I sent an e-mail to Strong Bad today. Subject was, "Do the ladies dig Def Leppard?"
It said:
Hey Strong Bad,
I recently purchased Def Leppard's "Pyromania" cd as an impulse buy. See, for some reason, I just really wanted to hear "Rock of Ages." But...
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tinfoilhalo:
Couple of things...
First , thanks for the positive response to my love of violent confrontations between cyborgs . Man , some people just don't appreciate what it takes to hold off a flu induced coma long enough to write something that long .
Second , Def Leppard is one of the most rocking-est bands EVER!!!! If the rest of the world doesn't think so they soon will , as I plan to take over the planet within the next month or so . All previous Leppard fans get cushy government jobs where they get paid for actually doing nothing .
Lastly , JULIE -FREAKIN'- NEWMAR!!!!! I have been trying to think of that woman's damn name for THREE days ( Don't ask me why , things just pop into my head from time to time ) . All I could come up with is Julie N.......
Thank GOD there are other people out there with sick Catwoman fixations .
First , thanks for the positive response to my love of violent confrontations between cyborgs . Man , some people just don't appreciate what it takes to hold off a flu induced coma long enough to write something that long .
Second , Def Leppard is one of the most rocking-est bands EVER!!!! If the rest of the world doesn't think so they soon will , as I plan to take over the planet within the next month or so . All previous Leppard fans get cushy government jobs where they get paid for actually doing nothing .
Lastly , JULIE -FREAKIN'- NEWMAR!!!!! I have been trying to think of that woman's damn name for THREE days ( Don't ask me why , things just pop into my head from time to time ) . All I could come up with is Julie N.......
Thank GOD there are other people out there with sick Catwoman fixations . Whaaaaaaat? Two action figure entries in a row?
It MUST be Tuesday!
I've got three things to talk about. And, more than likely, I'll spend a ridiculous amount of time doing it. And it's even more likely that I'll ramble off-topic about something else. So...
First:
My Sauron figure arrived in the mail today.
Apparently, I hit a wrong button while ordering it and got...
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It MUST be Tuesday!
I've got three things to talk about. And, more than likely, I'll spend a ridiculous amount of time doing it. And it's even more likely that I'll ramble off-topic about something else. So...
First:
My Sauron figure arrived in the mail today.
Apparently, I hit a wrong button while ordering it and got...
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tinfoilhalo:
You know , I would buy Break Dance Battle Armor He-Man . Just because .
You bring up a strong argument why Robo should win that battle . I never really looked at it that way .
You bring up a strong argument why Robo should win that battle . I never really looked at it that way .
cereal_killer:
Man i think your official title is now Uber-Nerd!
This, however strange, is not a bad thing though.
I, after all, am Mr. Crocker and I still rock.
So rock on Uber-Nerd!
oh, Def Leopard rocks!!! (which album didja get?)
oh, and what does one need a Samurai He-Man for? to battle the evil ninja forces which probably don't even exist on Eternia?
and for that matter where in the world does one find someone to teach young He-Man the skills of a samurai in Castle Grayskull? I mean, i'm sure they've got tons of shit going on there, but a master in the art of the samurai?! it's a bit much for me even in fantasy land.
how about Beer-Belly He-Man or Closet-Cross-Dresser He-Man? they seem a little more real to me.
This, however strange, is not a bad thing though.
I, after all, am Mr. Crocker and I still rock.
So rock on Uber-Nerd!
oh, Def Leopard rocks!!! (which album didja get?)
oh, and what does one need a Samurai He-Man for? to battle the evil ninja forces which probably don't even exist on Eternia?
and for that matter where in the world does one find someone to teach young He-Man the skills of a samurai in Castle Grayskull? I mean, i'm sure they've got tons of shit going on there, but a master in the art of the samurai?! it's a bit much for me even in fantasy land.
how about Beer-Belly He-Man or Closet-Cross-Dresser He-Man? they seem a little more real to me.
So I got the NEW Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles toys.
All these childhood memories came flooding back. I remembered just how much I love TMNT.
Keeping that in mind, you should also know that these toys make me want to cry.
But in a good way.
Here's my review:
I got Leonardo, Donatello, Michelangelo, Raphael, Shredder, and a Foot Soldier. I didn't get Splinter, 'cause...
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All these childhood memories came flooding back. I remembered just how much I love TMNT.
Keeping that in mind, you should also know that these toys make me want to cry.
But in a good way.
Here's my review:
I got Leonardo, Donatello, Michelangelo, Raphael, Shredder, and a Foot Soldier. I didn't get Splinter, 'cause...
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pureblu12225:
no way your pic rocks BIJ oh my I have to plush ons ....oh so happy
bryn:
*sigh* i think im in love....
ok not really, but any man who can give me an extensively detailed description of the TMNT toys, and then offer me a hug and a juice box at the end of it, and then calls himself a nerd is damn sexy in my book. yeah, my books a little strange.
i think you SHOULD get green lanterns ring tattooed. and dont worry, your music list is good enough, as long as the beatles nirvana and pink floyd are on it, bananas in pijamas.
ps ever seen wing-chun? my fav kung-fu movie!
ok not really, but any man who can give me an extensively detailed description of the TMNT toys, and then offer me a hug and a juice box at the end of it, and then calls himself a nerd is damn sexy in my book. yeah, my books a little strange.
i think you SHOULD get green lanterns ring tattooed. and dont worry, your music list is good enough, as long as the beatles nirvana and pink floyd are on it, bananas in pijamas.
ps ever seen wing-chun? my fav kung-fu movie!
You can tell what a great vacation you're having by how badly you've forgotten what day it is.
Seriously, I thought it was Friday when I woke up today. I also thought that I started school on the following Monday, thinking Monday was February 10th.
Now I find out that not only is it Tuesday, but I still have another entire week of laziness to...
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Seriously, I thought it was Friday when I woke up today. I also thought that I started school on the following Monday, thinking Monday was February 10th.
Now I find out that not only is it Tuesday, but I still have another entire week of laziness to...
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faith:
"they're banannas in pajamas..." I'm going to have that song in my head all night long...They are so cute though, just watching them move around makes me happy...seriously, I've been sitting here staring at your profile pic of them for 20 min now, it's hypnotic and comforting. Or maybe I just have a touch of the crazy.
{{{hugs}}}
{{{hugs}}}
Yesterday, I was driving around, doing some stuff for my mom. I was at a red light and my dogs were in the back seat, barking at everything they saw.
Normally, whenever their barking gets annoying, I start howling at them. They really hate when I do that.
However, my window happened to be down at the time. Not only that, but there were two...
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Normally, whenever their barking gets annoying, I start howling at them. They really hate when I do that.
However, my window happened to be down at the time. Not only that, but there were two...
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rebeldaisy:
I bark at my dog too.
rebeldaisy:
I think if you are unsexy and you know it, then you fall into the second category. You know exactly how sexy or unsexy you are.
Good God, I 
raspberry-cream-filled donuts.
What?
Were you expecting something interesting?
raspberry-cream-filled donuts.
What?
Were you expecting something interesting?
Was at a restaurant the other day. Place was kinda busy, but mainly because there were only three waiters. The party next to us (four 14-year-olds on a double date) were about to leave and I overheard their conversation with the waiter ( as close as I can remember):
Waiter: Yes?
Girl: It's busy tonight, huh?
Waiter: Yeah, yes. We're really understaffed tonight.
Girl: Yeah,...
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Waiter: Yes?
Girl: It's busy tonight, huh?
Waiter: Yeah, yes. We're really understaffed tonight.
Girl: Yeah,...
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Past couple days have been pretty sweet.
On Thursday, I got original Tony Millionaire art; one of his Maakies strips.
Then, yesterday, I met and got an autograph from the one and only Tom "Spongebob Squarepants" Kenny.
And WeSpanTime accompanied me on 1/2 of those spectacular endeavors. At that very same convention where Spongebob was, he himself picked up an oh-so-vintage batman pin to put...
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On Thursday, I got original Tony Millionaire art; one of his Maakies strips.
Then, yesterday, I met and got an autograph from the one and only Tom "Spongebob Squarepants" Kenny.
And WeSpanTime accompanied me on 1/2 of those spectacular endeavors. At that very same convention where Spongebob was, he himself picked up an oh-so-vintage batman pin to put...
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anais:
bananas in pajamas giggle...i used to have a talking one
giggle...i used to have a talking one 
defunctjunk:
Ya Putz! Don't forget to acknowledge that I accompanied you on 1/2 of those spactacular endeavors. At that very same convention where spongebob was, I myself picked up an oh-so-vintage batman pin to put on my denim jacket so I can further the process of looking like every other button-adorning scenester in L.A. Acknowledge me in your journal entries or perish!
some of them are actualy funny....
like the one for some game rental place or game store....
where it's a guy in a cubicle....
and a lady comes in and says....
Migel? and he spins around and screams in a deep demonic voice.... "The DARK LORD BANISHES THEE!"
and her hair blows and she wimpers and runs off...
plus all my friends said it reminded me of them...
but yes then there are commercials I laugh at because...
they're trying to sell complete bull shit to people.....
and others make me want to grab the people who made it by their ears.... and vomit in their faces.....
I hate picnics.... unless they involve hardcore sex....
I'm lying but I couldn't think of anything so that's all you get....
Love,
Ryan
I just want you to know that, today, something extremely awesome took place. When I awoke this morning, my set of Star Trek Away Team figures had apparently fallen from their positions atop my computer desk, and onto the carpeted floor. Moments later, my 3-year-old brother entered my room. By this time, I had already emerged from my bedsheets and was actively attending to my fallen astronauts' needs. For some reason, this inspired a very peculiar reaction from my brother's mouth. As he sat on the floor next to my bed, watching me re-position my pieces of plastic, he loudly shouted the phrase, "YOU COCK," at me. Because of the sheer awesomeness of this utterance, I failed to continue setting up my action figures. Just an "FYI" for ya, sir.
- The man with defunct Junk