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Best quote ever from a super-villain goes to Dr. Doom:

"MWAH-HA-HA!
Doom finally has his revenge by launching the Fantastic Four into space!
And now... to blow up space!"

clara:

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehe!

Mar 27, 2003

tinfoilhalo:

HELLS YEAH, for Doctor Doom!!!! He has always been my favorite comic book villain . If anybody COULD blow up space , it'd be him .

Mama Von Doom must be SO proud of her little boy .

Mar 28, 2003

"A Character Analysis In Two Acts: Act Two, Scene Three."
or,
Gosh, I sure am glad to hear it, Mr. Action!

I was reading various journals and came across this entry in Aoife's journal. It's basically what I was going to say today, only worded better than I would have done. So I'm just going to steal it.

"Oh, and I talked to my...
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cereal_killer:

damn! that was a big entry!
when my eyes don't hurt so much from staring at the computer screen for a really long time already i'll have to read it... i promise.

Mar 25, 2003

bryn:

now did you dump huey for his gassiness, or did you buy him some beano? i could understand either way [sometimes it really is the little things that count in a relationship], but id like to hear something better like "all he really wanted out of me was a mommy, and thats just something i couldnt give". that way i know you gave it a good try. youre a good person. you like gi joes and TMNT. ill give you the benefit of the doubt.

Mar 26, 2003

I love the distraction!

Here's to being nobody!
Cheers!

!

clara:

Distraction? Sorry, I was looking at something else.

Mar 21, 2003

rickroyal:

"I'm nobody. Who are you?"

Mar 21, 2003

So here's how my week has gone so far.

On Saturday, I had nothing to do. I was sitting around, sometimes playing "Mark of Kri" for PS2 and sometimes watching History Channel.
Then I got a bright idea: "I's gonna buy me some G.I. Joeses!"
So I go to guru-planet.com. My plan was just to get a few that were on my want list.

Forty...
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bryn:

oh oh! i love man who fell to earth! mmm redhot bowie...
you so funny. i like your rants. they keep me entertained. keep lovin your gi joes. dont listen to anyone else. are you really in the land of canucks? i need my passport renewed sos i can go there too. fuck a whole bunch of living in bullyland. me no rikey.

Mar 20, 2003

cereal_killer:

I think I may be lost... which moose am I supposed to meet you by again??
I want to go sledding dammit!

Mar 20, 2003

There were no comments for this entry.

Then there was one.

But now there's two.

clara:

Yeah huh! See!

Mar 14, 2003

cereal_killer:

and then there were two!

Mar 17, 2003

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clara:

Wow! I am impressed with your skills.

Mar 13, 2003

tinfoilhalo:

Whoa, that's pretty cool!!!!

Mar 13, 2003

I'm sorry, but the correct answer was:
1.)

2.) Colonel Mustard in the dining room with a pipe.
But thanks for playing. I had a fun time yelling "WRONG! YOU LOSE!" at each of you.

Oh, man, that slumber party set! I sure do love me some candid pics.
Nala is soooo dreamy.

Fuck... I should be studying for tomorrow's psychology test. But, instead, I'm...
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bryn:

you were listening in to my conversation?! i hate you!
ok. my dream isnt to be a porn star. im not aspiring that high. is that english? i dunno. ive been staring at fucking puters for about 10 hrs now. bleggghhhh......
i dont think that was an acid-head thing. i wonder what my stuffed animals think of how i turned out [well... the ones that have been around since i was knee-high to a grasshopper]. maybe it is an acid-head thingie. maybe im just as crazy as you.

Mar 12, 2003

tinfoilhalo:

Dude , your name changes more than most people in the witness protection program!!!!

Oh Shit , I didn't blow your cover did I????

Mar 12, 2003

Why am I on fire?

You get two guesses.
GO!

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bryn:

1] too busy watching porn to be lighting cigarettes on the toilet with a wad of tp
2] you are just too damn hot for your own shorts. the first guess was just a joke. i have that problem all the time. my skivs are constantly spontaneously combusting.

Mar 10, 2003

clara:

1. Scorching case of poison oak.
2. You finally talked to that girl.

Please tell me it was #2.

Mar 10, 2003

For the sake of your sanity, don't read this.
Honestly. It's a lot of bullshit that'll just bore you.
Go read Robocop vs. Terminator or Ash vs. Snake Plissken, instead.

The day before yesterday, I got really mad.
I was at the gym, doing the bare minimum of work required to keep my pythons at an efficient capacity. It was sometime in mid-to-late afternoon,...
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bryn:

i think you are my new personal hero. first of all: duke of awesome?. damn straight! second of all: i really appreciate your honesty and openness. dude, we all understand your little rants. i get the same paranoia when i zone out in public. you know how youre not supposed to make eye contact with people, because its a sign of aggression? well, ive almost gotten into fights several times just because i accidentally made eye contact with some one with an anger problem, a few drinks under their belt, and an itchy punching hand. thats why im a hermit. not because im a pussy [i can hold my own in a fight], but i dont like going out of doors, and if i do, its not to a public place. dont worry about the no-date-no-kiss-no-friends thing. if youre comfortable and happy with being by yourself, then who gives a fuck what anyone else thinks? dont feel pressured to be social just because you dont want to come off as the unibomber or something. misanthropy is highly underrated.

Mar 6, 2003

clara:

You're right, you should have some friends, but not because it would make you normal. You should have friends because having someone to talk to and hang out with takes you out of yourself and your problems. It gives you something else to pay attention to. You need something or someone to love. I don't mean a girlfriend, though that might be nice. Love something or someone. It's important. This is a good place to start.

Mar 7, 2003

Aaaaahhhh! There's no better feeling than washing out the aftertaste of a day-old journal entry with the delightful flavor of new Lemon-Scented Ramble.

First off:
If you're stuck on an eight-hour car trip (four hours there and back) and you only remember to bring along one cd, make sure it's Def Leppard's greatest hits. It'll be the best journey of your life.
And I speak...
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bryn:

yes. haha. im going to be on in a couple of days to a week i think [im not quite sure]. i dont want to be human. i wanna be a kitty. then i could just sleep and eat and purr and rub my head on everything. fraggle rock sounds great. when do we leave?

Mar 3, 2003

cereal_killer:

hey man thanks for the tip on tinfoilhalo's journal entry.
fucking kick ass!
oh, and by the way the place is back to it's usual level of unkemptness. you would be proud.

me, i'd like to meet the keebler elves... wonder where they live

by the way I say spend away! Which would you rather have when the world comes to an end... 500 dollars or G.I. Joes to play with as nuclear holocaust ensues? Me I go with Joe!

Mar 6, 2003

Yeah.
So, about that girl I was gonna talk to...

I chickened out.

Oh, well. Can't say that it was unexpected.

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clara:

You're wonderful. Talk to her.

Mar 1, 2003

tinfoilhalo:

Well ,it happens...there's always a next time though .

Hey , I got some more gratuitous movie geek violence posted in my journal if you're interested . Nothing like some good carnage to take your mind off of your worries .

Mar 1, 2003

About two to three years ago, I ran a Kittie fan site called They're A Million. It wasn't your normal Kittie fan site; it was more of a parody fan site. I was kind of sick of seeing the same damn web pages being made by different people (a few stolen pics, bio info straight from the official web site, horrible spelling/grammar, and almost...
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cereal_killer:

yeah, what bryn said. i was like, wait a minute I don't remember adding a grapeflavorjudas to my friends list...what the hell? then i figured it out. i'm just a tad bit slow.
as to this girl in your class.. go for it. I made a complete ass of myself the first time (well second, but that's a long story) i met my girl and we've been together now for 2 years and 3 months. I'm the same kinda guy as you.. odds are i'll run away, but this time i was like if i don't i'll never know. course it also helped that i had a small amount of liquid courage (aka killians red) running through my system, but hey whatever it takes. so yeah, go for it, you'll kick yourself if you don't.
take it from me if i had chickened out i would have missed out on sooo much that it would take way to long to list it all.

Feb 22, 2003

bryn:

youll be ok. just dont lose your nerve. i know, i know. easier said than done. just think: whats the worst that could happen? she could laugh in your face and tell you to go fist yourself. at least youd still be alive.

ps. if shes a normal girl, shell say: "ok!" and then youre in. if its anything other than that, you dont want her bitchiness anyway. so there. good luck, young padawan.

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