hastwothumbs

Crap.
I've got nothing.

So here's some little comics I made:
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Hopefully, something interesting will happen soon. Stupid life, being all boring and stuff.

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opahl:

Have I told you yet that you're cool? I laughed until I choked.

Jul 2, 2003

tinfoilhalo:

You've got a point with the Dolph Lundgren thing . The Punisher WAS pretty good , for a low budget flick . PLUS he was in two of my favorite cheesy 80's action / sci-fi movies...I Come In Peace , and Universal Soldier .

Jul 3, 2003

Holy crap, the past few days have been awesome.

On Monday, I got to spend the whole day with my Navy pal. It was cool because over the last two years he's been gone, I've only seen him maybe half a dozen times.
We re-lived old times and went to Universal Studios. Then we came back to my house and played Worms: Armageddon on my...
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tinfoilhalo:

Who would win if Spider-Man fought Lou Reed???????

Spider-Man interpretive dancers . I'm not entirely sure , but I think that MAY be the first sign of the Apocalypse .

Jun 30, 2003

bryn:

i think it may be my turn to serenade you. you rock my world. thanks mr FODD

Jul 1, 2003

If a man got a wedgie in the middle of the forest and no one was around to see it, would it still be funny?

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bryn:

yeah. the carpet wont match, but theres a very specific reason why. when i was 16, i got drunk during a hockey party at my friends, and me and my friend becky decided to dye our pubes. with my friends left-over mohawk dye. which was green. we did and it was fabulous. until the boy i was seeing went to go take my pants off one day [he had no idea of our green snatch escapades] and almost passed out. he thought i had some sort of nasty crotch-rot. so to discourage any unpleasant memories of fights occuring after the fact, we left his below-the-belt o'naturale.
i wont hit you about the dixie chicks. ill just pinch your arm! ew! why?!
yeah. i see your reasoning on not wanting a rocket launcher for an arm. i suppose it would be rather difficult to do everyday things. you dont think about that stuff tpough when youre blinded by the beauty of the idea. rockets. that shoot out of your arm. sweeeet. i think ill just stick with tank girls rocket bra. now those are some bazoons.

Jun 24, 2003

gasmaskboy:

new profile pic \m/

dude, wedgies are a half and half thing for me....
they can be hilarious....
but sometimes it's just overkill....
like if someone doesn't stop doing them.... it kills the humor... but in a totaly random instance... good fun...
Hmmmm, in the woods.... yeah it would still be funny....
cuz the person would have an amazing story of how he somehow managed to give himself a wedgie in the middle of the forrest with no one around....
and that my friend.... is funny.

Jun 24, 2003

Some really cool things are happening in pairs this week.

Tomorrow, The Hulk comes out in theatres.
Tomorrow, my best friend comes back from Rhode Island for a few weeks.
(Coincidence? I think not!)

Tuesday, the new Liz Phair album comes out.
Tuesday, I get to see Lou Reed in concert.

All I need now is for two wicked awesome things to happen on Sunday....
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bryn:

LOU REED?!!!? i love him. me SOOOO jealous.

ill go medieval viking on teachs ass! how could the paper have any more of a coherent tone? it definitely had a tone, and i was coherent, dammit! bollocks! im making up that part of your day. instead of B- and being pissed, you received an A++++++++++[to infinity... and beyond]. this is the only resonable thing you could have ever received, so you accept it without even needing to read the comments. had you actually read the comments, you would have discovered "amazing!"s and "brilliants!"s and "genius!"s dotting every page, plus a paragraph about how it was the best thing your teacher had ever read, and it brought tears to his eyes. for this is the only truth.

you are so the best person EVER to play batman. better than michael keaton! better than george feckin cloony! better than that choady guy [who for the wonders of pot has escaped my brain] from the original! you will be a star! ever though the crew will suck. thats ok. youll out diva them all!

Jun 21, 2003

bryn:

ps. hockey RULED!!!!

Jun 21, 2003

I thought this conversation was funny and/or interesting.

SixMinutsOfDecay: hi
Trent In Chains: Hello.
SixMinutsOfDecay: hows it going
SixMinutsOfDecay: i just was at your kittie site
Trent In Chains: Can't complain, I guess. You?
SixMinutsOfDecay: same i guess
SixMinutsOfDecay: i added you to my bl and there you were
SixMinutsOfDecay: where are you from
Trent In Chains: Los Angeles. How about you?
SixMinutsOfDecay: seattle
SixMinutsOfDecay:...
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bryn:

you are the coolest

wait until you hear how today went.....

Jun 19, 2003

opahl:

OMG! That is the funniest thing ever! You are the coolest!

Jun 27, 2003

Uh... I'm having WAY too much fun playing Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker. I haven't gotten a damn thing done in over two weeks now. So here's a half-ass entry.

Fill in the blank:
"When I think of Heaven, ______."

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bryn:

you need immediate neighbors. not 20 min away people. if everyone i knew lived 20 min away, i would be a SERIOUS hermit. with no friends.
unfortunately, she does not eat anything with tomatoes. sadly, this includes pizza. she thrives on chicken fingers, frenchfries, cheerios, and pancakes [she makes a mean pancake], but i got her to try pita and hummus, and she likes it!
but she LOVES to make out. fuckin scorp girls. they think with their nay-nays. plus, [yay] you get to co-own a cult. sweeeet.
quit the laziness, dammit, and come pick me up on your next adventure. if im not gonna be employed, the least i could do is fly and fight crime. damn.

Jun 17, 2003

bryn:

YES YES YES!!! my day RULED! i think i should have you plan everyday for me. especially if it involves Bruce Lee kicking street vendors in the crotch. and me leaping into the Bruce Bot to fight indian-burning ninjas and eat ice cream.
in actuality, my perfect day got topped off by a bird shitting in my hair. *pouty mad face* thats good luck, right?
hey! just cause she doesnt eat pizza doesnt mean you cant still marry her! you can still order even dominos. she just orders the chicken kicker thingamabobs. and she doesnt bitch about us eating pizza. it just means you dont have to share it with her. YES. thats the ticket!
besides, shes got a nice rack

Jun 17, 2003

Just turned in my term paper for Bible class. It's all about the book of Nahum.
Oh, man. I'm totally going to fail.
I titled it "Several Bogus Theories About God, Based On an Obscure Book That Still Manages To Rock The Party Like Its 1999 and Consequently Kick the Ass of Every Other Book in the Bible."

Here are some excerpts:

1.) In Nahum,...
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tinfoilhalo:

You know what? If YOU wrote the bible I would actually read it .

Your version of God is so much cooler than the stuffy old "fire and brimstone" , smiting version . A sweatpants wearing , laser beam shootin' , hardcore deity !!!! That's who I want to worship .

P.S. Now that you've made God's image cool again , he owes you a favor . Get that whole time travel thing workin' for you and ask cute girl out .

Jun 10, 2003

tastysoup:

oh geez. that's hilarious. are your teachers going to appreciate it though? hehe.

Jun 21, 2003

Crazy actor guy struck again tonight!

His performance tonight went above and beyond the limits of all sanity. He started off with another portion of the infamous video and then gave a ten minute "speech."

The video consisted of him (in the black unitard) and two other guys (one in a black unitard, one in black bike shorts) running around and posing with a girl...
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cereal_killer:

Good Christ Man!
What is this crazy dancing fools deal??
Harry Potter and the food pyramid... who'da thunk it?
You must follow him home, break into his house and steal this video to make many copies to sell on the black market comedy scene... you'd make millions! Millions I tell you Millions!!

Jun 3, 2003

opahl:

OMG! That's pure insanity! I wish I could see this! I'm moving to California RIGHT NOW and I'm going to sneak into your class!

Jun 3, 2003

If there's only one reason why I enjoy Memorial day, it's the flashback weekends on the radio. Not only do I get my usual fix of two stations worth of rock from the 60's, 70's, some 80's, and select songs from the early 90's along with an entire station dedicated to music from the 50's and 60's, but the stations that play all the shitty...
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bryn:

wow. slacker AND scary to exhighschoolers. me too. i ran into this one guy who said he thought i was going to eat him or slit his throat or something serial-killerishwhen in school together. geez

people are weird.
good luck with finals. i hope you make deans list... er something.

a-ha! you are one of the crazies that radio stations cater to. damn. thanks.
oh just kidding. i dont even listen to the radio. i dont even own one...
excuse my strange mood. im in my new place, and its weird...

May 26, 2003

razorgrin:

Wow... I'm in complete awe.

Jun 5, 2003

I just want to point everyone's attention toward this statue of the Incredible Hulk's head.

Wow!

It looks really cool, yeah?

Okay, now here's what you do:
1.) Keep the image in your head.
2.) Picture the statue next to you or on your desk or something.

Got the mental picture? Good.

Now enlarge the statue to A FOOT AND A HALF TALL AND...
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opahl:

It won't let me see The Hulk's head.

I want to see The Hulk's head.

May 23, 2003

opahl:

Oh yeee-uh. That's one sexy head.

May 24, 2003

Spent the entire weekend watching the Family Guy dvd set. So here's a sorta small review:

The set contains seasons one and two. There are four discs, with each disc containing seven episodes.
Not that complicated.

The show is fuckin' hilarious. No doubt about it.

The dvd extras are really lacking, though. If you're like me, you don't give two craps about watching the show...
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katie_:

Did you change your name? cause I swear the comment in my journal (which I neglected to respond to because I SUCK) had a different username on it last time I was in there... Anyway, I bought the Family Guy set too! ...but then I had to return it an hour later when I realized I needed the 40 bucks for driving classes. Damn. Good to know I'm not missing that much by just watching it on Cartoon Network.
and Stewie completely rules.

May 20, 2003

cereal_killer:

i htink i've only ever seen a few episodes of the family guy, but that might have to do with not having cable or an antenna hooked up. maybe i can rent it on DVD sometime and check out it's greatness...

May 20, 2003