hastwothumbs

I feel foolish high fiving anyone. I might be willing to bend for God, though.

Every time I see a statue of Jesus he's got his hands up in the "Raise The Roof" motion . God's ALL about the partying it seems.

Maybe. But does that really matter?

OUCHIE!!!!

I feel your pain , man . I also feel your suckiness , for I too am sucky in that same respect . Here's a little story NOT about a man named Jed , but in fact a man named ME . I went to a party about a year ago or so . I'm just hanging out with a guy I know , and he's like "Hey , I know her . Let's go say Hi . " . Now the "her" in question was this REALLY cute little brunette girl , so I'm like "HELL YES . Let's go say HI " . Anyway , long story short...I bump into the cute girl later and she says to me " I think there's a guy here who has been trying to hook up with me . Would you mind if I hang out with you for awhile so that he thinks we're together and leaves me alone ? " Me being the occasional good deed doing guy that I am ( And secretly thinking that any chance to hang out with a cute girl , even if if is for deceptive reasons , is a GOOD thing ) says okay. So we hang out for the rest of the night . I think that she's NOT interested in me at all , so I'm just being my normal goofy-ass self instead of the nervous uptight wreck that I would usually be while hanging out with a really cute girl . So she's kinda flirting with me all night , and YET I still continue to think " Wow , she's REALLY trying to make this guy think that we're together . She's even sitting really close to me , and making sexy eyes at me . She's good . " So then she tells me that she has to go back to school , which is about a two hour drive away , tomorrow and says she'd like to talk to me again and hands me her phone number . I'm STILL in denial and thinking some retarded thing like "Maybe she wants to use me as her fake boyfriend again or something" . She's like we should DEFINITELY hang out again soon . I'm STILL completely oblivious to the fact that she might , for some ungodly reason , be into me . I proceed to walk her out to her car , because we were in a kinda shady neighborhood , and I'm like " Well , see 'ya " . She gives me this weird look , and says " Don't you want to kiss me ? " . WHAT????? I literally heard that sound of a needle being screetched off of a record inside my head . I was COMPLETELY shocked and surprised by THAT particular statement . Anyway , an offer like that cannot be refused . We wound up going out for about four months or so . We're still friends , and occasionally talk or e-mail . My point is that I too am a complete RETARD around women .

P.S. I lived in Vegas for a few months . You should just check your soul into storage when you go there . It'll be MUCH safer .

[Edited on Oct 02, 2003]

Yeah I hear, ya but aint it worse when you are positive some chick is realy into you and it turns out she is just being nice to you cause she wants your friend. I suck big time too.

And now?

You know what ? You're right . I want to be one of the beautiful morons that get all of the luxories too . I want to buy a pair of socks that cost 2 grand , or a gold and diamond ass scratcher or something . To hell with this literacy and cognitive ability!!!! What has it gotten me , anyway ?

P.S. Heh,heh..Clara agreed with me . Embrace your Harry Potter-ness!!!!!

Hmmmm..I guess I should have specified . Pittsburgh doesn't have a super-hero that doesn't SUCK . I mean , he juggles for Christ's sake!!!! Only super-VILLAINS juggle , and that just makes it easier for the heroes to beat their circus-wannabe asses .

Burgh-man BEGONE!!!!! I cast you out of MY fair city . And take your creepy little dummy sidekick with you!!!!

Ha!!!! Bow down all ye sinners . Repent and give yourselves to the Holy Floyd .

Good stuff .

I enjoyed that....

No flloydszzz though....

kill them......

only the sounds of machinery and elektronik can so0th 0ur s0ul...

d0n'7 mak3 m3 3Xp1@in!!!

*bzzZZZZzzzt*

y3z

Awww, look at precious lil' Fodd all emo'd out. It seems, in the pic, you're looking at something far off, in the distance. Are you gazing into the future, perhaps?; Or are you merely staring at BEEEEF?

Gues it's not a good day to be Bill O'Reilly .

Thanks for the "Coming Out Of Your Mother's Vagina" day wishes . I MUST have that Faith statue . I MUST!!!!!

Your version of the story is so much more exciting.

Hey . coolness is in the eyes of the beholder . Anybody who would do the twist in a goth club is cool in my book .

Maybe you should try a punk-ish club . You could just mosh around all night . That requires NO coordination and running into things is encouraged . The downside...it's like getting your ass kicked for NO reason . The first time I went into a mosh pit I came out with a bloody lip and some sore ribs . Makes me wonder WHY I had so much fun getting pummeled?????

Congrats on a night well spent though . Fun can be found pretty much anywhere if you look hard enough .

OH NO WAY YOUR HALF HULK!!!!!!!
and i got a spiderman tattoo oohhhh i love me some comics!

Anna

I haven't seen Hulk yet , but I too have heard bad things . That sucks 'cause it SHOULD be a great movie . I'll probably go see it anyway and make my own judgement .