hasselhoff

Wow.

That picture I touched up with the mushroom cloud was a big hit with the client. Apparently he screamed with laughter and asked for the print out. He also mentioned that no one should show this to any of the Japanese that worked there. I didn't even think about that. They're very touchy about Hiroshima and stuff. That would have been a real downer....
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All right, All right, I know you've all been wanting me to fill this stupid thing out. So here goes.


I Never

( ) I've Never Smoked Pot
(x) I've Never Invaded a third world country
( ) I've Never worked for an emotionally disturbed china man
(x) I've Never manipulated market forces so as to gain an unfair monopoly
( ) I've Never Scored...
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Good lord. My head hurts. I've just finished the song and dance presentation that we're going to be showing to some potential clients. Nothing's worse than being mildly sick. The mildness makes it not bad enough to skip work. If I didn't have shit piling up on my desk I take a day off but that's not going to happen.

Here's my mug shot for work. We're going to be doing a new client song and dance soon and want the potential sugar daddy to know just how sexy we are. I need a hair cut; bad. I could also loose about 10 pounds. It's kind of weird seeing a picture of myself. I look in the mirror every day but I guess I never...
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Don't fire till you see the whites of their eye's.

I wonder if this is the new Democratic political strategy. Isn't government really fucked up these days? Why aren't people in the Democratic party showing more outrage and confronting Republicans with their own corruption. Maybe they're waiting for the right time and they're going to let it all out at once. As soon as we're...
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Hotness just stopped by my office and flashed me her panties. Good lord. I'm gonna burst out of my pants. I damn near got a police citation walking from the parking lot. Oh god...

I've been taged - here's my 20 things most people didn't know about me deal.

1. I was straight edge in High school. However due to the fact that I never slept and was painfully shy, my eyes were constantly half open and I talked even slower than I do now. This lead ever one to believe I was a terrible dope fiend. Most of...
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In ancient Greece after a healthy child was born the mother would cover it, hold it close to her breast and yell up to the heavens "Why have I born such a disfigured child!". This was to prevent the gods from taking away their beautiful children. They Greek gods would get jealous and fuck up your life if things were going really well. Just to...
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