Best comic strip ever.
GET YOU WAR ON
With lines like "Iraq has turned more corners than a 200-year-old hooker made out of Rubik's Cubes.", it's pure gold.
I'm starting to like Dick Cheney more and more. That man has true grit. He can tell a senator to go fuck him self right in the middle of the forum. His blatant disregard for heart healthy...
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GET YOU WAR ON
With lines like "Iraq has turned more corners than a 200-year-old hooker made out of Rubik's Cubes.", it's pure gold.
I'm starting to like Dick Cheney more and more. That man has true grit. He can tell a senator to go fuck him self right in the middle of the forum. His blatant disregard for heart healthy...
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I never update my live journal anymore. It seems ridiculous to have more than one blog. I made three entries and called it quits. I was quite a while ago.
Here's my only live journal entry worth Salvaging.
When he shits a tree dies in China
Inevitably one must crap at work. It is an uncomfortable fact that all people must come to grips with...
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Here's my only live journal entry worth Salvaging.
When he shits a tree dies in China
Inevitably one must crap at work. It is an uncomfortable fact that all people must come to grips with...
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hot_rod:
my VD ended really good.
vanuslux:
I just write my journal entries in Word then cut and paste them to my numerous blogs. I have several blogs...here, Livejournal, Myspace, Tribe.net, Yahoo 360, and that's just the ones I actively use. It's official...I am a blog whore. If all my friends were on one site, I wouldn't bother...but they're all spread out.
So, I'm scanning pictures of these two hot chicks making out in a photo booth yesterday. I Photoshop out some scratches and send them off to her. This morning, co-worker comes in with a dubious look and is like "Hey, you left something in my scanner".
Hope you guys have the best VD ever. I'm pretty happy with mine.
Is it wrong that I like...
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Hope you guys have the best VD ever. I'm pretty happy with mine.
Is it wrong that I like...
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calina:
smell and taste are also so closely related. that's why some things taste like shit.
happy V. D. !
happy V. D. !
hot_rod:
it's a good thing that you didn't have problem with VD
I got to meet my friendly neighborhood opossum last night. I was standing outside, having a cigarette. Then I see this little thing scampering across my neighbor's yard and into mine. It's walking right down the alley straight towards me. I stand perfectly still. It was this big fat opossum just sort of jaunting along. He came within about a foot away and smelled my...
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freyja__:
i love that when you talk about your yard, i know exactly what to picture.

llona:
i love banjo.
It's awfully rainy out there. Winter in the south changes everyday, so here's hoping for better. I may have to bide my time and wait for spring. I hope the hydrangeas I planted last summer make it till then. They look pretty dead right now but plants have an odd way of resurrecting themselves.
calina:
hydrangeas are gorgeous and they smell gorgeous. the good news is that they do come back every spring, even if they are brown and almost nonexistent right now.
it snowed in the early morning hours today. did you catch it?
it snowed in the early morning hours today. did you catch it?
hot_rod:
i'll have to pass, house stuff makes me broke
so i'll see you next month.
so i'll see you next month.
williamj:
i wish i knew what toy that came from
Let the chips fall where they may? Perhaps write another clich in ambiguous context?
I deeply regret not going up to West Virginia.
I'm getting really bored with NPR these days. I just can't stomach the meaningfulness of Diane Rhiem talking about the shifting notions of privacy in America right now.
I deeply regret not going up to West Virginia.
I'm getting really bored with NPR these days. I just can't stomach the meaningfulness of Diane Rhiem talking about the shifting notions of privacy in America right now.
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chimericalme:
Hrm.
Huh?
I think a good ole social event with massive amounts of alcohol is needed.
Huh?
I think a good ole social event with massive amounts of alcohol is needed.
sniggitysnags:
i'm moving becasue ATLANTA is the suck..... after a year here, I find myself running around in circles..... Need more to my life.
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williamj:
i cant believe you bought a whole squid
do they come with instructions on how to gut one?!?
do they come with instructions on how to gut one?!?
loe:
Awww... two of my favorite people on the whole site.
I read your comment in sniggity's journal and I laughed so hard. KING of 1 liners. Love it.
I read your comment in sniggity's journal and I laughed so hard. KING of 1 liners. Love it.
Dear lord, give me a sign.
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Yeah! This is gonna be the best week ever.
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williamj:
i hope you are right



http://www.snakesonablog.com/swp/wp-content/uploads/2006/01/war-on-snakes.jpg
damn snakes on a plane is just kicking the internets ass.