I'm in my happy place right now and despite some minor set backs recently that's where I'm going to stay. It's spring and things are going to be just fine. I'm flat broke but one way or the other that's going to get fixed.
one night soon when the weather gets a little bit warmer we're going to sit on the top porch of six...
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one night soon when the weather gets a little bit warmer we're going to sit on the top porch of six...
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chimericalme:
Fish and chips!!! FUCK YEAH!!
thelastunicorn:
That is a pretty sweet roof. The weather is perfect for it now... 
Hasselhoff needs a new computer. Either at home or work. I can barely do any kind of video editing. My computers are such pieces of shit that even buying the most basic office peon model available would be a great improvement. I'm supposed to be ripping off some scenes from various DVD's for use in a trade show after party and it's going to suck....
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stuzzy:
One would think those royalty checks for Knight Rider and Baywatch would be enough to get you a new computer...
Not to mention your recording career in Germany.
Not to mention your recording career in Germany.
llona:
youyouyou
i like you.
i like you.
I need to go out and do stuff because I suck.
I'm feeling old. I'm almost 30 and man that's old.
Real old.
I'm feeling old. I'm almost 30 and man that's old.
Real old.
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llona:
you're old.
but you're hot.
xo
but you're hot.
xo
thelastunicorn:
pretty much 
My computer is fucked. 
I'll talk to you kids latter.
I'll talk to you kids latter.
chimericalme:
Dude what's wrong with it? I'll fix it 
HOLY CRAP!!! It's snowing!!! Commence the bread and milk riot... now. At least it's snowing in Buckhead around Lenox. I'm surprised people aren't freaking out and heading home.
I finally got a wish list. So if you want to bribe me you'll know exactly how you do it.
I finally got a wish list. So if you want to bribe me you'll know exactly how you do it.
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stuzzy:
Milk and Cheese can stop it though!
williamj:
dont forget about all the meat and other stuff. i never figured out why people go crazy during a snow. if the power goes out its gonna be kinda hard to cook 10 pounds of hamburger meat. you think they would buy things that are easy to fix like ramen and soups 
OK - I finally changed my profile pic. It's kind of lame not to have a picture of yourself so here goes. It's the best picture of myself I could steal and I have to thank williamj for being an awesome photographer to steal it from.
Man - I feel great today. It's gotta be the weather. Or it could be that I got some...
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Man - I feel great today. It's gotta be the weather. Or it could be that I got some...
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williamj:
man i would freak out if i had to deal with legal troubles. im glad you got rid of them
last_firstborn:
I'm glad things worked out, I too, would freak out in that situation and start randomly spouting Family Guy until I shit in my pants right in the guys office.
Well probably not, but that would be kinda funny. You know, for the guy. The pantsless man behind the desk, stroking gently to my acrid stench.
Wait.
No, just no.
Forget everything I said past Family Guy. Thank you.
Well probably not, but that would be kinda funny. You know, for the guy. The pantsless man behind the desk, stroking gently to my acrid stench.
Wait.
No, just no.
Forget everything I said past Family Guy. Thank you.
rainbow twangers
Fujking hilarious.
Still not smoking. It's been almost two weeks now, so it looks like I've got a shot at it.
It's funny to see people that you totally don't know that have a permanent routine. There's a meticulous Nordic looking guy I see on the train every once in a while and he without fail is always intently reading a magazine about...
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Fujking hilarious.
Still not smoking. It's been almost two weeks now, so it looks like I've got a shot at it.
It's funny to see people that you totally don't know that have a permanent routine. There's a meticulous Nordic looking guy I see on the train every once in a while and he without fail is always intently reading a magazine about...
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williamj:
good lord 
Jane: "Oh no Rod, I was blowing a lot with Roger last night. But would you
like to play with my maracas?"
Zippy: "No, let's just pluck away with our twangers."
Bungle: "Yes, it doesn't matter what size your twanger is."
Zippy: "I've got a big red one."
George: "I've only got a tiny twanger. But it works well and I like to play with it."
shaun of the dead is the best
Jane: "Oh no Rod, I was blowing a lot with Roger last night. But would you
like to play with my maracas?"
Zippy: "No, let's just pluck away with our twangers."
Bungle: "Yes, it doesn't matter what size your twanger is."
Zippy: "I've got a big red one."
George: "I've only got a tiny twanger. But it works well and I like to play with it."
shaun of the dead is the best
___k:
Good game on the no smoking bit. You'll be better for it. Glad to see you've given it a shot!
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stuzzy:
yeah that will definitely take the edge off...good luck
Good lord. The next time I go to a party I really need to pace myself. I showed up late and immediately poured my self the stiffest drink I could manage. The rest is just a blur. I hope I wasn't too much of a dumbass or jerk.
I have no memory of this picture even being taken. I look tanked.
http://suicidegirls.com/media/groups/225/7139/88057.jpg
I have no memory of this picture even being taken. I look tanked.
http://suicidegirls.com/media/groups/225/7139/88057.jpg
williamj:
i dont recall you being a jerk or anything. you seemed to be just chillin and taking it easy
i dont recall you being a jerk or anything. you seemed to be just chillin and taking it easy
apologees:
i dont remember you being wasted, either. and i was only out there later in the night and stuff.
Your mama's a liberal -
tax and spend all night long.
I'm gonna put that on a t-shirt. I hear there's a site that will print + sell your designs and give you a cut of the proceeds. That would be cool. With the extra 20 dollars I can pay half of my late fees at Hollywood video.
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tax and spend all night long.
I'm gonna put that on a t-shirt. I hear there's a site that will print + sell your designs and give you a cut of the proceeds. That would be cool. With the extra 20 dollars I can pay half of my late fees at Hollywood video.
I work on the second floor of...
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thriftx2horatio:
Check out Cafe Press. I'm not sure if it's the site you're looking for, but it pretty much does what you want.
I think you should also make a shirt that says "Feral cats want food, not hugs," 'cause that had me laughing - hard.
I'd buy it.
I think you should also make a shirt that says "Feral cats want food, not hugs," 'cause that had me laughing - hard.
I'd buy it.
twigtech:
city towtrucks are fast, faster than roadside trucks, y'all wouldn't have had time to help even, but thanks a ton for the offer