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Monday Jul 25, 2005

Jul 25, 2005
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Chin up kids. After all you could be my bank account. Which was unexpectedly hit by a dump truck and is now in the emergency ward.

Apparently some of you are having a bad morning after. I didn't think it was all that nutty. Shit, the small after party for my high school prom broke out into a partner swapping bisexual orgy - with chocolate sauce. Talk about a morning of no eye contact. I wish we had gone straight to MJQ after the gathering. That's got to be my only regret.

On a totaly different note. I've been really sentimental latley. A lot of memories a floating to the surface. I'm just sort of noticing that I've been living on auto pilot for about 5 years now. That's not good.
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twigtech:
I was hit by a dump truck once. Luckily, I was in a Ford Bronco. The impact was big enough to completely rip my dad's seat off the floor, though.
Jul 25, 2005
oryon:
at least your account wasnt hit my a semi, that suddenly turned into Optimus Prime and blasted that mug all the way back to Cybertron...
where it was later eaten my baby spiders
Jul 25, 2005

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