hasselhoff

I think I've foreseen my death. It will be under the wheels of a well to do blonde talking on a cell phone. I remember the first time I was almost ran down while crossing the street. I was thinking "she's going to slow down and wait before she makes this turn, right?" WTF. I had to jump back and I remember the look on her face as she passed by about a foot from my face. The expression was like "oops - I almost killed someone." I don't think I've ever yelled "Fucking bitch!" and flipped off a stranger before that.