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Friday May 27, 2005

May 27, 2005
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I think I've foreseen my death. It will be under the wheels of a well to do blonde talking on a cell phone. I remember the first time I was almost ran down while crossing the street. I was thinking "she's going to slow down and wait before she makes this turn, right?" WTF. I had to jump back and I remember the look on her face as she passed by about a foot from my face. The expression was like "oops - I almost killed someone." I don't think I've ever yelled "Fucking bitch!" and flipped off a stranger before that.
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freyja__:
i'd love to see the statistics nationwide of cellphone induced car accidents.

it's illegal in new york state to be on the cellphone while driving (unless it's hands-free).
May 27, 2005
alaspooryorick:
Yeah, and you bastards keep finding me!
May 27, 2005

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