hasselhoff

You know - a smoker will never take your last cigarette. It's totally unethical. I offered it to a guy that asked and he was like "oh no way - that's your last one.". If you've ever seen it, it reminds me of that seen in Pirates of the Caribbean where they abandon Johnny Depp to die on a desert island but they leave him with a pistol and a single bullet.

In other news, while having lunch in the mall I spotted an insanely fat woman with a body like a jumbo candle that got left in an oven. The thing that was really messed up was that on her way to the food court she was drinking a dr pepper and had to stop by the gumball machine before she picked up her Whopper with cheese. Dude - WTF? I wanted to smack the coke out of her hand and be like "Bitch, you need a salad!"