hasselhoff

I just remembered this festival me and Llona were at a long time ago. I recall standing in line getting ready to buy some brauts and a coke. I checked out this prices and I was like "holy shit!". It was something like 5 dollars for a coke. WTF. I remember thinking "Hey man, why don't you let me pay the regular price and then I'll let you fuck me in the ass instead."

that's how I feel when I fill up my gas tank these days. It's like 24 dollars to fill my tank these days when it used to 10 six years ago. This fucking blows. I honestly wonder if I would rather let an oil exec fuck me in the ass if I could get to pay 1999 gas prices.

I'm gonna have to get a hang-glider and hook up some solar panels to my home computer or something .