OK - I finally changed my profile pic. It's kind of lame not to have a picture of yourself so here goes. It's the best picture of myself I could steal and I have to thank williamj for being an awesome photographer to steal it from.
Man - I feel great today. It's gotta be the weather. Or it could be that I got some blood sucking lawyers off my back finally. (not that all lawyers are blood sucking, Donzell). It's amazing how polite the entire conversation was. I don't want various forms of painful legal action taken against me and they want the money that's owed their international conglomerate client without having to go through the trouble of legal action. the whole conversation was like -Lawyer: "Hello Mr. Hasselhoff your balls are on my chin" Hasselhoff: "Oh yeah, I'm your bitch. Go to town.". They got a fraction of their money and I have a have time for my ulcer to heal - so everything's ok now.
Man - I feel great today. It's gotta be the weather. Or it could be that I got some blood sucking lawyers off my back finally. (not that all lawyers are blood sucking, Donzell). It's amazing how polite the entire conversation was. I don't want various forms of painful legal action taken against me and they want the money that's owed their international conglomerate client without having to go through the trouble of legal action. the whole conversation was like -Lawyer: "Hello Mr. Hasselhoff your balls are on my chin" Hasselhoff: "Oh yeah, I'm your bitch. Go to town.". They got a fraction of their money and I have a have time for my ulcer to heal - so everything's ok now.
Well probably not, but that would be kinda funny. You know, for the guy. The pantsless man behind the desk, stroking gently to my acrid stench.
Wait.
No, just no.
Forget everything I said past Family Guy. Thank you.