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Monday Feb 21, 2005

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rainbow twangers

Fujking hilarious.

Still not smoking. It's been almost two weeks now, so it looks like I've got a shot at it.

It's funny to see people that you totally don't know that have a permanent routine. There's a meticulous Nordic looking guy I see on the train every once in a while and he without fail is always intently reading a magazine about cars and wearing a short sleeve shirt. I cant help but wonder -- do you have a car? Do desire a car more than anything in the world? If you pick up one more shift at the Nordic track store will you be able to afford one? Is your car your magical princess that you only drive on the weekends as a special treat, that would be cheapened if you were to drive it in rush-hour traffic? I will never know and I'm ok with that.

I saw "Shaun Of The Dead" the other night and it was funny as hell.
williamj:
good lord eeek
Jane: "Oh no Rod, I was blowing a lot with Roger last night. But would you

like to play with my maracas?"

Zippy: "No, let's just pluck away with our twangers."

Bungle: "Yes, it doesn't matter what size your twanger is."

Zippy: "I've got a big red one."

George: "I've only got a tiny twanger. But it works well and I like to play with it."


shaun of the dead is the best biggrin
Feb 21, 2005
___k:
Good game on the no smoking bit. You'll be better for it. Glad to see you've given it a shot!


[k]
Feb 21, 2005

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