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Monday Jun 07, 2004

Jun 7, 2004
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I wonder if I'm too old to join the foreign legion.

I've been thinking about defecting to France ever since 2000 elections and I cant think of a better way to do it. The French military has the coolest boots too. They're these cool ass motor cycle lookin boots with straps that buckle from the side. Also not to mention that boot camp is in the french country side.
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mccaslin1977:
There's much better countries to defect to though. Canada is just across the border, and they speak French in some parts, and then there's Scandinavia, with there women and all. The French just really have wine, and that hot girl from Amelie.

The boots sound cool though.

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Jun 8, 2004
3030v:
I have to agree. I think there are better places to defect to. What about the Netherlands? Or Japan? Can't say no to a country full of beautiful asian women looking for some western lovin'.
Jun 9, 2004

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